Pile-up

everytime i see your face
I get all wet between my legs
Everytime you pass me by
I heave a sigh of pain
Everytime i see your face
I think of things unpure, unchased
I wanna fuck you like a dog
Take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Everything i'll do to you
I'll fuck you in your union suit
Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you're underwater
Hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips are perfect suck-me size
You act like you're 14 years old
Everything you say is so
Obnoxious, funny, true, and me
I wanna be your blow-job queen
You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh young jimmy
Sliding, slamming, ramming in me
Everytime i see your face
I think of things unpure, unchased
I wanna fuck you like a dog
Take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Everything i'll do to you
I'll fuck you till your dick is blue

He's not a lover
He's not a one night stand
He's someone in between
To lend the occasional hand
Not much in common
But a physical attrection
We only rendevous
When we need some erotic action
Fuck buddy, fuck buddy
There's a right time
And a right place for a
Fuck buddy
Emotion tangles
No problem here
A temporary arrangement
The situation's clear
But there's still affection
It's not totally hit and run
We just limit our feelings
To what we do
When the pants are down
Someday i'll find a guy
Who means something more
But that's not what
This kind of relationship is for
Down and dirty
Hot and squirty
It's almost poetry
The way his hair hangs down
When he's on top of me

Two california valley boys
The very best of friends
They used to go on dates with girls
But now they don't pretend
After trying to deny it
They went ahead and tried it
Couldn't believe how excellent it felt
It's no bogus journey
It's their hearts' true yearning
It's time for bill & ted's
Homosexual adventure to begin
In the garage
They're practicing their guitar solos
But in the bedroom
They're practicing on one another
School was such a pain
What a way to waste your brain
' cause you know what's on their minds
Hey dude, 69!
They might seem kind of dumb
But they're not rubes
They got each other by the pubes
Squeezing on one another´s tubes
One's dark, one is blond
Day an night they get it on
They got condoms in their pockets
Plug into each other's sockets
They learned from socrates
And other ancient greeks
The art of homo love
And sexual techniques
They may not be too bright
But they know what they like
A love affair most triumphant
It's no bogus journey
It's a boner journey
It's time for bill & ted's
Homosexual adventure to begin

I saw the billboard and thought of you
Low hanging balls, round and smooth
I don't smoke, ain't gonna start
Just ' cause they made public a private part
They give pleasure, let there be no doubt
I like having one in my mouth
I want to touch your joe camel
And while we're at it, reach out and grab it
Touch my joe camel
Take those shades off your head
Let's see 'em perched between your legs
Those frames you wear, hard and metallic
Look good on top of something phallic
Sneak up on you from the back
Reach round front, feel your hardpack
The company denies it all
They say it's not a cock and balls
Little kids, even they understand
It's not a camel's face, but a sexual gland
They don´t know what it's doing to us
I get turned on just by seeing a bus

Wish i could turn on my light
And read my village voice
But layin' next to this beached whale
I haven't got the choice
He looked good at the time
I must have been out of my mind
Now i can't sleep
I can't sleep!
Hoping for a wild night
Of sexual gymnastics
But he thought he was god's gift
Selfish and sarcastic
I wanted to take him home
And i got him so i shouldn't groan
But i can't sleep
I can't sleep!
Minutes pass like hours
My eyes wide open
Staring up at the ceiling
Every paint crack memorized
Think i'll reset my alarm
To go off extra early
Wake him up and get him out
Try to sleep until 8:30
Being up all night's alright
If it´s filled with erotic delight
But i can't sleep
I can't sleep!

Denny picked me up, denny did me
He´s got a tattoo of his dick on his belly
It was double vision disorienting
Denny´s kind of a dorky fella
Denny´s dramatic, denny´s dark
He ain´t nothing like the restaurant
He´s got hiv+ tattooed in black
In 6 inch letters on his back
He said, "i want them to see
What they´ve done to me"
Denny
Denny´s reading the decameron
About a plague that came before
´cause denny´s dying and denny don´t like it
And denny don´t dance no more
He´s kinda new age, but denny´s not too smart
Trying to love himself,
But doesn´t really know how
He´s got a heart tattoo with his own name in it
Trouble is, denny doesn´t really get it
Self-esteem is just a dream for denny
Denny could be very funny
Says he wanted my asshole tattooed on his chin
But denny´s very demanding
' cause denny ain´t got long to live
Denny did porno photos and films
Until his tattoos ruined his career
He stares at the video, feeling dejected
Helplessly watching himself get infected
Denny´s got pneummocystis
And a new tattoo as well
Denny got a skull and crossbones
Smack in the middle of his forehead
Says, "i want them to see
What they´ve done to me"
Denny