Undressed

I've never been in anything like this before
We take off our clothes before we're in the door
Eight hours of work is especially tough
When three times a day is barely enough
I got the carrot, you got the stick
You start to nibble i start to lick
And we get our bodies all hot and sweaty and runny
Then we fuck like bunnies
Showing up early catches me off guard
Hearing your knock on my door gets me hard
You drive me rough like a pick-up truck
It´s a never-ending nonstop boy fuck
Chorus it´s been days and days since i´ve seen my friends
Burning the candle with you at both ends
We might burn out like a supernova
But for the moment, please roll over
Chorus

We´re here to tell you, ya better make way
We´re queer rockers in your face today
We can´t relate to judy garland
It´s a new generation of music calling
We´re the buttfuckers of rock & roll
We wanna sock it to your hole
With loud guitars, we´re gay and proud
We gonna get ya with your pants down
Closeted rockers, we´ve heard of a few
They won´t risk their careers to come out to you
We have no such deceptions, no such ploys
We make it clear we wanna sleep with boys
We´re buttfuckers of rock & roll
We wanna sock it to your hole
We don´t care if you´re top or bottom
Just use your butthole, everyone´s got 'em
We do love rock & roll, it´s true
But that boy-meets-girl stuff just won´t do
We got condoms, got our lube
We know how to use 'em, how 'bout you?
We are the buttfuckers of rock & roll
We wanna sock it to your hole
Latino, asian, white, or black
We´re gonna getcha on your back

Summer shorts on a lawn of green
Smooth tan legs and what in between
Touch your knee, slide up your leg
Pull your shirt off over your head
This is where it begins
This is the moment we live for
When we abandon a hostile world
And surrender our clothing to the floor
Stroke your body, smooth lean chest
Brush the nipples, my hand comes to rest
Kiss your neck, fingers through your hair
Reaching down your back inside your underwear
Chorus
Feel your tongue, feel your lips
Bodies in motion, grinding hips
All hands below, finding what´s concealed
Zippers down, the prize revealed
Chorus

Once slept with a black-haired lad
Went up his apartment
Pretty quickly, things turned bad
Passion wasn´t his department
Too busy shoving poppers up his nose
To notice me
Took a chance with another
Frolicking in bed
But he couldn´t get exited
Unless i help a pillow tightly over his head
Just your average boy next door
Well they say some day prince will come
Not holding my breath anymore
You gotta kiss some frogs
You´ve heard that one before
Now i´ve kissed a lot of frogs
Am i better off than i was before
Sitting here alone chapped lips
I´ve never been a slut
Though i´ve slept with more than a few
Maybe that´s something that
I could aspire to
There´s a lotta people in this town
Who never seem to come to grips with
How they feel from the waist down
Well i´ve been reading the personals
There seems to be two kinds
Helpless romantics, or guys with
Absolutely nothing on their minds
But the endless bump and grind
Living in a fishbowl
Here at the edge of the world
You can´t go west forever
Or you´ll hit ocean bottom
Looking up from the golden gate
I can´t see east of the berkeley hills
But some people wanna live in north dakota
Maybe you can go far in fargo

I´ve got nothing against a man
Whose dick is hard straight
I´ll take it in my hand
It sure feels great
But there´s one thing
That turns me on for sure
And that is a man
Whose dick has got curvature
Curvature, curvature
Something that can peek out at me around the
Furniture
Curvature, curvature
Something that really gets me off is curvature
When i get home with a guy
And it´s getting late
I can´t wait to gauge the angle of his tubesteak
When i get around
To opening his package
The guy who´s bent like the st. louis arch
Is gonna have an advantage

I met a cute guy in a gallery
I looked at him he smiled at me
We started talking and i was impressed
He was smart and sweet and confident
Just as i was thanking my good luck
That was the moment reality struck
He bid me goodbye and quickly fled
Back to the safety of his girlfriend
And that´s the story so far
That´s the story so far
Well i was hangin' out at that old queer bar
The only in my home town
Looking around, didn´t find much to choose
Feeling the i-can´t-get-laid blues
But as i was leaving the doorman smiled
He was a honey so i stopped for a while
We hit it off, but oh, cruel fate
He was the only guy in the place that was straight
And that´s the story so far
That´s the story so far
This is the part that i can´t stand
Falling for an attractive man
Who´s great but often straight
This is the part i hate
But one i ten still means a lot of them
But so many are wrapped up in silly trends
That i despise and make me roll my eyes
That i despise and make me roll my eyes
Is this my community?sometimes i want to mutiny
Walking down the street
So many guys i want to meet
And it makes me smile
But it might take a long while
To find that cutie
With both brains and beauty
So i´ll keep the faith
But for now i wait
And that the story, that´s the story, that´s the story of my life
That´s the story, that´s the story, that´s the story of my life
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