Wish I'd T

Didn't think he'd splip so soon
Thought time was on our side
But cynical turned bitchy
Clever turned to snide
Iwon't miss his sullen poses
Iwon't miss his dour veneer
But i wish i'd taken pictures
Cause his beautiful face ain't here
Met up with a new guy
With alabaster skin
Turned out to be an alabastard
Broke it off with him
His features were so striking
Long lashes, dark brown curls
But i wish i'd taken pictures
Cause he's long gone from my world
Met a lovely goth boy
Way into 4ad
Precious, frail and sensitive
Took himself too seriously
Always lighting candles
Made his bed an altar
But i wish i´d taken pictures
Because our thing quickly faltered
Finally bought a camera
After years of delay
Thought memory would be enough
But i found out too late
So let's be realistic
The odds are this won't last
Now i'm taking pictures
So i'll never forget your beautiful ass

When i met him he was nice enough
For a shot man trying to act real tough in a bar
That kind of attitude won't get you very far
His shirt was open and i saw his chest
A salt-and-pepper, soft and furry mess
You know how that turns me on
Then he took my hand
And ran it over the outline in his pants
He had the dick of death
And so i closed my eyes
And tried to fantasize about this dick of death
We grabbed a cab and went away to my place where we
Dropped our clothes so fast you'd think we were racing
I couldn't wait to see it for myself
There it was, staring ut at me
Long and perfect, boy, was i ever lucky
He kissed me and we fell down on the bed
Then he took my hand
And let me guide him into my promised land
He had the dick of death
I looked into his eyes
And let him sodomize me with his dick of death
I'd never seen one
Quite this big before
When he's soft he's nearly
Hung down to the floor
I don't know if i love him
But i love is dick of death

Hope springs eternal
But boys spring infernal
Had high hopes
It lasted just a couple of gropes
Scraps and crumbs
Are all that's been on my plate
My box of condoms
Is past its expiration date
Macho men and catty queens
And precious little inbetween
Cute guy i got to meet
Another drug tragedy
I'm a reliable guy
In a city of flakes
My box of condoms
Is past its expiratios date
Trying to find my own niche
Accomplishing nearly zilch
Do i give in and condom?
Suck up to the norm?
I can't relate
This box of condoms
Is past its expiration date

Woke up with a morning woody
Could not keep my hands off my goodies
Alone in bed another day
I guess that's the price you pay
Cause late is when the bars get hopping
By them i'm tired out and dropping
Want a guy on the horizon
When the sun comes up, that's when i'm rising
Horny in the morning
I'm crashed out in the evening fading
Wake up in the morning raging
I'm horny in the morning
And my nerves are nearly gone
Woke up with a morning woody
But no one's here to share the goodies
Morning dick is so enticing
I'll eat the pastry but not the icing
Want go to work refreshed
Instead of stifled and repressed
Want someone to do me right
To do me in the morning light
My libido´s like king kong
But i've been solo for so long

The summer you let your hair grow out
Hope hung heavy in the air
The summer you let your hair grow out
I thought you and me could get somewhere
Working in that big department store
Wishing we could spend our days outside
Taking our breaks at the same time
It felt like more than friendship was on the line
Talking for hours upon end
Iwas someone you could relate to
Daily you were dripping king size clues
You had me going, i was going hard for you
Flirting till i could not resist
I made the move i'd so long wanted to
But finally, you were just a tease
You led me on but wouldn't fallow through
The summer you let your hair grow out
Hope hung heavy in the air
The summer you let your hair grow out
Ithought you and me would get somewhere