Bill & Ted's Homosexual Adventure

Two california valley boys

The very best of friends

They used to go on dates with girls

But now they don't pretend

After trying to deny it

They went ahead and tried it

Couldn't believe how excellent it felt

It's no bogus journey

It's their hearts' true yearning

It's time for bill & ted's

Homosexual adventure to begin

In the garage

They're practicing their guitar solos

But in the bedroom

They're practicing on one another

School was such a pain

What a way to waste your brain

' cause you know what's on their minds

Hey dude, 69!

They might seem kind of dumb

But they're not rubes

They got each other by the pubes

Squeezing on one another´s tubes

One's dark, one is blond

Day an night they get it on

They got condoms in their pockets

Plug into each other's sockets

They learned from socrates

And other ancient greeks

The art of homo love

And sexual techniques

They may not be too bright

But they know what they like

A love affair most triumphant

It's no bogus journey

It's a boner journey

It's time for bill & ted's

Homosexual adventure to begin


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