The Hanukkah Song

Intro: this is a song, that uh, theres alot of xmas songs out there, but not

Too many about hanukkah, so i wrote a song for all those nice little jewish

Kids who dont get to hear any hanukkah songs--here we go...



Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah

Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,



Hanukkah is the festival of lights,

Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.



When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list of

People who are jewish, just like you and me:



David lee roth lights the menorrah,

So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah



Guess who eats together at the karnickey deli,

Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.



Paul newmans half jewish; goldie hawns half too,

Put them together--what a fine lookin' jew! [esus]



You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock

Cause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish!

[esus]



Put on your yalmulka, its time for hanukkah,

The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.



O.j. simpson-- not a jew!

But guess who is...hall of famer