I'm A Potato

Supermarket flashbacks

Show arms and legs in plastic sacks

Fat men twelve bananas high

Die while all the women cry

Love-love gets sucked away

On big fat lips while people pray

Boy plus girl make mess out of sex

No babies come

What happens next

De-evolution self-execution no-solution

I'm a potato and i'm so hip

Teenage hoodlums stand in line

Donate blood to pay for crime

Butchers steal doctor's tools

Sow pretty heads on dogs and mules

Hi-fi systems men in pairs

Tape bodies falling down the stairs

Father-son teams split the cost of nighttime girls but all is lost

To de-evolution self-execution

No-solution

I'm a spudman i got eyes all around

Martian feet turn dirt and stone

For buried treasure human bone

Madison men tattoo ads on

Ten year olds with sucker pads

Rockets rust attack decay things

Fall apart while spacemen play

Now daddy zero drops his brown

Godowngodowngodown

To de-evolution self-execution

No-solution

I'm a spudgun i'd like to shoot'em all!!








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