One-way Ticket To Pluto

_______________________	countdown!

Get ready for the blast off!

And don't forget the hype!

We're going into space.





Distinguished scientists

A pesky senator

And monkey turds leaking from the lab

All brought to us play-by-play by howard cosell



You're going where no man has gone before

Because we owe you some favors

And besides you're bright

A little too bright



Step one:

Senator, your vomit,

It's time to analyze it

For the folks back home



Open the hatch, launch the war satellite

That the commies aren't supposed to know about

Our real challenge is to keep it a secret

From the press back home



You're going where no man has gone before

Don't ask us where that is