Nanci

                                  I can't believe you

You bend your words like Uri Geller's spoons

Not quite safe here

When every judgment

Seems to smack of doom



Are you OK?

I'm just fine

You take Nanci

For me Loretta's fine



A legal precedent

Could set us straight

But no one's brought up suit

And I'm assuming

That if they did

The point would still be moot



And are you just joking?

No I'm just fine

You take Nanci

For me Loretta's fine

No I've changed my mind

I'll take Nanci

For you Loretta's fine



And still we walk without quite seeing things

And I'll admit there's not that much to see

And I will follow through

And expect that you will follow suit



And I can't believe you

You bend your words like Uri Geller's spoons

Not quite safe here

When every judgment

Seems to smack of doom



And Are you OK?

I'm just fine

You take Nanci

For me Loretta's fine

No I've changed my mind

I'll take Nanci

For you Loretta's fine

Loretta's fine [Repeat x3]