Al'z A-b-cee'z

[alan]

A-b-c-d-e

(wait, alan,

May i interest you in coming over to the giggenbush wit me?)

No no no, dis is my spot

Don't try and steal my spot

A - a is for the atrocious acts that you abominated and committed

A is also for ass, ate nine, eight seven and six

B b b

B is for your belligerent bitchy bottomous state of affairs bad bwoy

C is for the cantankerous condition of your character

You have no cutout

D is for the downright dastardly deeds that you do, dummy

Despite your degradations, +dialect+ distributed by disc

$12.95 for record and $10.95 for tape

E - e is for the everlasting thorn in my flesh

F is for flesh itself - fuck you!

G - get out my house

H - homer

I - idiot

J - jackoff

King, king k

Alan king of my castle

L is for the locquacious letter i'm about to lacerate your fatass wit

M - my, my, my, my, my son

Alan are you mad?  the question is no

N - n is for new york city

O - oh o, oh no

You mean o oppression?  ostrich-sized oppression

P - the plague that plagued our family name bitch!

Q - quote

Don't you question your quacky quagmire within your intelligence quotient?

Unquote

R r, r - you mean r r, are you ready?

Rash ravager, rudeness, unruly rambunctious rickety

Rough, rest {*snores*} resume

S - shitty, savage sacred - you sucker

T t t - you wan tea bwoy?  wake up and smell da coffee!

U - you will never understand

V - vamoose, you vicious vermin

W w {*crying*} w is for the tears.. you make me wept

X, x - x amount of times i tell you

You could have gone to xavier to study the xylophone

Y?	i don't know

Z is for zany, picture perfect like zenith

Z is for zoom, ok, clock z's


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