Whiplash Liquor

Suburban white alcoholic trash

We ain't glam and we ain't trash

We're victims of a society

That fucks with me about sobriety



They say don't drink this and don't drink that

'cause it does a little more than just make you fat

It's a serious disease that you learn about in school

And if your dad's an alcoholic you'll be one too



Mom and dad don't have a clue

The one-fifty-one is now eighty proof

And all the times I borrowed the car

Not as a ride but as a shitface bar



Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins

God damn! This shit is drivin' me insane

Boo ya! I ain't ever gonna be the same

Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker

Makes you sicker, it's the best!



Weekend comes and my parents are gone

It's time to party once I mow the lawn

Havin' fun ain't that a fact

It's rock 'n' roll in the cul-de-sac!



Invite everyone and your neighbors too

It's gonna be a whacked out rock 'n' roll zoo

But don't be blabbin' it around my mother

But invite everyone and your skate rat brother



Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins

God damn! This shit is drivin' me insane

Boo ya! I ain't ever gonna be the same

Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker

Makes you sicker, it's the best!


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