Lucky Me

I've got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up,

To blame me for his life.

I get bunches of roses, from another guy

And hate mail from his wife.

I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name,

Likes to make love while watching tv.

And some guy calls in the middle of the night,

Just so i can hear him breathe



Lucky me,

Lucky, lucky me

I have everything in this whole wide world,

A girl could ever need, lucky me



I've got a great car,

It's a red convertible, made by mattel.

Got a nice house in the suburbs,

With 'hell's angels' for neighbours as well.

I've got a scholarship for a hundred years of college

I wanna study dentistry,

But my folks just want me married,

And popping out the grand kids,

To keep them company



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Lucky, lucky little old me

I have everything in this whole wide world

A girl could ever need, lucky me



(lucky me, lucky me)



I think i wanna join the hare krishnas,

Give up all my worldly goods, cut off all my hair.

There's nothing that i have right now that brings me any joy,

When i'm shopping at the mall, can't find it anywhere.



But i've got my tamagotchi,

And i've got my wristwatch phone.

I got so many friends on the internet,

I could never be alone.

I've got just enough cash to pay a lot of tax,

But not enough to quit my job.

Got a fool's gold ring and credit card debt,

Psychiatrist for my dog.



Lucky me

Lucky, lucky little old me

I have everything in this whole wide world

A girl could ever need, lucky me



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