Life is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back

                                  I want my money back

I want my money back

It's all or nothing



And nothing's all I ever get

Every time I turn it on

I burn it up and burn it out



It's always something

There's always something going wrong

That's the only guarantee

That's what this is all about



It's a never ending attack

Everything's a lie, and that's a fact

Life is a lemon and I want my money back!



And all the morons

And all the stooges with their coins

They're the ones who make the rules

It's not a game, it's just a rout



There's desperation

There's desperation in the air

It leaves a stain on all your clothes

And no detergant gets it out



And we're always slipping through the the cracks

Then the movie's over, fade to black

Life is a lemon and I want my money back!



I want my money back

I want my money back



What about love?

It's defective!

It's always breaking in half



What about sex?!

It's defective!

It's never built to really last



What about your family?

It's defective!

All the batteries are shot



What about your friends?

They're defective!

All the parts are out of stock



What about hope?

It's defective!

It's corroded and decayed



What about faith?

It's defective!

It's tattered and it's frayed



What about your Gods?

They're defective!

They forgot the warranty



What about your town?

It's defective!

It's a dead end street to me



What about your school?

It's defective!

It's a pack of useless lies



What about your work?

It's defective!

It's a crock and then you die



What about your childhood?

It's defective!

It's dead and buried in the past



What about your future?

It's defective!

And you can shove it up your ass!!



I want my money back

I want my money back



It's all or nothing

And nothing's all I ever get

Every time I turn it on

I burn it up and burn it out



It's a never ending attack

Everything's a lie, and that's a fact

Life is a lemon and I want my money back!



And we're always slipping through the the cracks

Then the movie's over-fade to black

Life is a lemon and I want my money back!