Scarlet Pussy

Once upon a time in the land of fever, there lived a scarlet pussy

This kitty cat of fine descent, was cherished by her mother

Who wouldn't let another, pet her, unless he was qualified



Every 1st of the month this pretty feline got the hots

And that's when the neighborhood (d-d-dogs)

They'd line up around the block

Meow



When my little scarlet feline roars

The locals come around (come around)

When they see the scarlet light

They know it's time to come chase her down (chase her down)



Lo and behold the fantastical way

In which their bodies groove

My scarlet pussy's furry magic alters any mood



Scarlet pussy (it's cool)

Scarlet pussy

Pussycat, pussycat

Wherefore art thou, puppy?



She can make u crazy if u're too close to her heat

She can make u sad when u're happy as can be

She can make u shoot your ego all over her sheets

All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy



Every dog would try his lines

To get pussy's attention ([...])

All they want is so exposed

In ways too gross to mention (eew!)



Green virgin teenager

A filthy rich yuppie

Pussycat pussycat

Wherefore art thou puppy?

Scarlet pussy



She can make u crazy if u're too close to her heat

She can make u sad when u're happy as can be

She can make u shoot your ego all over your sheets

All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy



Meow

Now what's going on?

Oh, no, man, look out!

Somebody come get this meow-meow of my leg!

Meow!



Scarlet pussy



Pussycat pussycat

Wherefore art thou, puppy?

Meow



She can make u crazy if u're too close to her heat

She can make u sad when u're happy as can be

She can make u shoot your ego all over her sheets

All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy



All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy



She can make u happy, she can make u sad

She can make u crazy (crazy)

She can make u shiver from your head down to your feet

She can make u shoot your ego all over her sheets (oh!)



She can make u crazy if u're too close to her heat

She can make u sad when u're happy as can be

She can make u shoot your ego all over her sheets

All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy




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