Rachbottomoff

He´s a virgin from behind

He´s not as curious as me

He never even stuck a finger up his butt

Just to see how it would feel

But now he´s trying

To broaden his horizons

Once you get to know the feeling

You get so hot you could spray the ceiling

He´s into classical music and classical tastes

He´s got a classical butt and a classical waist

If ancient composers get him off

Then just call me rachbottomoff

Rock, rock, rock, rachbottomoff

I wanna rock, rock, rock his bottom off

Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock

Rachbottomoff

He was having second thoughts

He was scared that it would hurt

So he practiced with a dildo

To see how that would work

At first he was unsure

And then the breakthrough occurred

He felt freed and empowered

Now he´s ready to be deflowered


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