You're So Rude

                                  My mom she likes you, she thinks your swell

Got the makings of a dance hall girl

Your low cut frock and your birds nest hair

Stepping up heels and the way that you smell

She says to take you back

To see my folks again on Sunday



Why it looks as though there's nobody in

They've all went out to see my Auntie Renny

Don't you worry you just come right in

I'm sure we'll pass the time 'til they come home

Well let me take your coat

Take off your shoes, warm your toes, try the sofa



Its getting dark we'll miss the late night bus

It's only eight but I'm not taking any chances

What's that noise why'd they come back so soon

Straighten your dress you're really looking a mess

I'll wet my socks pretend we just got caught in the rain

Oh your so rude