1. _ The Voice Of Cheese
Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)
Cheese:
Hello, teenage america,
My name is suzy creemcheese,
I'm suzy creemcheese because
I've never worn fake eyelashes
In my whole life
And i never made it on surfing set
And i never made it on beatnik set
And i couldn't cut the groupie set either
And...um
Actually i really fucked up in europe.
( hrrrrrrrrrr )
Now that i've done it all over and
Nobody else will accept me
I've come home to my mothers
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2. _ Prelude To King Kong
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3. _ God Bless America
Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)
Here's one with your father's moustache, the old cookie jar, rubbers, sneakers, galoshes, belt buckles, and book covers with the name of your high school neatly imprinted in crimson and gold on
Ront cover with a picture of the goal post and last year's queen.
God bless america
Land that i love
Stand beside her,
And guide her,
Through the night
With the light from above.
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4. _ The Air
Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)
The air
Escaping from your mouth
The hair
Escaping from your nose
My heart
Escaping from the scraping
And the shaping
Of the draping...
I'm awaking
In a t-shirt
In a chevy
At a beach
And i'm freezing
And i'm wheezing
And i know
You were only teasing
Then i hit you
And i beat you
And told you
That i love you
In my car
In a jar
The air
Escaping from your pits
The hair
Escaping from my teeth
My hands
Are gripping
But they're slipping
And they're dripping
'cause i'm tripping
I got busted
Coming through customs
With a suitcase
Full of tapes
It was special
Tape recording
And they grabbed me
While i was boarding
Then they hit me
And they beat me
And they told me
They don't like me
And i crashed
In my nash
We can crash
In my nash
Etc.
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5. _ King Kong Itself
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6. _ King Kong 6
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7. _ King Kong 4
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8. _ Uncle Meat Film Excerpt, Part 2
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9. _ King Kong 3
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10. _ Uncle Meat Film Excerpt, Part 1
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11. _ King Kong 5
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12. _ Uncle Meat; Main Title Theme
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13. _ Zolar Czakl
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14. _ A Pound For A Brown On The Bus
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15. _ King Kong 2
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16. _ Project X
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17. _ Louie Louie
Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)
Cheese:
The first thing that attracted me to the mothers music
Was the fact that they played for twenty minutes
Everybody was hissing, and booing, and falling of the dance floor
And elmer was yelling at them to get
Off the stage and turn down they're amplifiers
Fz:
Ah! i know perfect thing to accompany this man's trumpet
None other than the mighty majestic albert hall pipe organ
You understand that you won't be able to hear the organ once we turn the amplifiers up.
All right don whip it on them
Louie louie
They like it loud, do you know?
Let's hear again to the london philharmonic orchestra
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18. _ Nine Types Of Industrial Pollution
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19. _ Sleeping In A Jar
Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)
It's the middle of the night
And your mommy & your daddy are sleeping
It's the middle of the night
And your mommy & your daddy are sleeping
It's the middle of the night
And your mommy & your daddy are sleeping
Sleeping
Mom & dad are sleeping
Sleeping in a jar...
( the jar is under the bed)
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20. _ The Legend Of The Golden Arches
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21. _ Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)
Nelcy walker (vocals)
Please, hear my plea!
Cucuroo carucha (chevy '39)
Going to el monte legion stadium
Pick up on my weesa (she is so divine)
Helps me stealing hub caps
Wasted all the time
Fuzzy dice
Bongos in the back
My ship of love is
Ready to attack
Primer mi carucha (chevy '39)
Going to el monte legion stadium
Pick up on my weesa (she is so divine)
Helps me stealing hub caps
Wasted all the time
Fuzzy dice
Bongos in the back
My ship of love
Ready to attack
Won't you please hear my plea
Primer mi carucha (chevy '39)
Going to el monte legion stadium
Pick up on my weesa (she is so divine)
Helps me stealing hub caps
Wasted all the time
Fuzzy dice
Bongos in the back
My ship of love
Ready to attack
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22. _ The Dog Breath Variations
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23. _ Ian Underwood Whips It Out
Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)
Ian:
My name is ian underwood
And i am straight member of the group
( wowie zowie)
One month ago i heard the mothers of invention at the theater
I heard them on two ocassions
And at the second ocassion
I went up to jim black
And i said i like your music,
I'd like to come down to play with you.
Two days later i came up to the recording session
And frank zappa was sitting at the control room
I walk up and said
How'd you do, my name is ian underwood and i like you music
And i like to play with your group.
Frank zappa says
What can you do is fantastic
I say i can play alto saxphone and piano
And he said
All right, whip it out....
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24. _ We Can Shoot You
Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)
Teee, teee paaa da
Peee dam papapapapam
Teeee papapam
This's our the last one
Yeh, it stays here
Mmm, three, four ...
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25. _ The Uncle Meat Variations
Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)
Nelcy walker (vocals)
Ya ya ya ya ya
Ahhhahahhhhhhhh
Etc
Fuzzy dice & bongos
Fuzzy dice
I got'em
At the pep boys... at the boyyyyyyyyyys
Fuzzy dice & bongos
Brodie knob & spinners
Chromium plated
Ha ha ha
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26. _ If We'd All Been Living In California...
Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)
Ok, now you still want to get your name in the magazines
And he wants 500 dollars a month.
Where does it come from?
We worked one gig this month.
And thats....so what do we get?
Two hundred dollars for this gig up here if we're lucky.
If we're lucky, we'll get two hundred.
And it will be two weeks before we get it.
Probably.
I mean after all, what is all this shit in the newspaper,
If we got such a big name, how come....., we're starving man!
This fucking band is starving!
And we've been starving for three years.
I realize it takes a long time but god damn it!
Does it take another five, ten years from now.
There's some months when you're not going to work as much as other months. there's some months when you're going to make a lot of money and if you average it out, you do make more than two hundr
Llars a month.
Expenses are sure high to.
If we'd all been living in california,
It would have been different.
If we'd all been living in california,
We wouldn't have worked at all.
Oh, that's true.
Well, we're not working now anyway.
We worked one gig this month frank.
What's wrong with getting two months in a row of this good money?
Or three months in a row.
Then we could afford to take three of four months off
And everybody can......
After the first month i can get just enough ahead
But if i had two more months man,
I'll get ahead.
Because i'm not living very extravagantly, i'll tell you for sure.
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27. _ Cruising For Burgers
Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)
I must be free
My fake i.d.
Freeeeeees me
Gotta do a few things
To make my life complete
Gotta live my life
Out on the street
The difference between us
Is not very far
Cruising for burgers
In daddy's new car
My phony freedom card
Brings to me
Instantly
Ecstasy
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28. _ Electric Aunt Jemima
Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)
Electric aunt jemima
Goddess of love
Khaki maple buckwheats
Frizzle on the stove
Queen of my heart
Please hear my plea
Electric aunt jemima
Cook a bunch for me
Tried to find a reason
Not to quit my job
Beat me till i'm hungry
Found a punk to rob
Love me aunt jemima
Love me now & ever more
Love me aunt jemima
Tried to find a raisin
Brownies in the basin
Monza by the street light
Aunt jemima all night
Holiday & salad days
And days of mouldy mayonaise
Caress me
Caress me
Caress me aunt jemima
Caress me
Caress me aunt jemima
Caress me
Caress me aunt jemima
Caress me
Caress me aunt jemima
Caress me
Caress me aunt jemima
Mmm why are my lips, are gettin' heavy
I can't tell when you're telling the truth
I'm not.
How'd i know anything you said to me is ...
You don't.
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29. _ Mr. Green Genes
Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)
Eat your greens
Don't forget your beans & celery
Don't forget to bring
Your fake i.d.
Eat a bunch of these
Magnificient
With sauerkraut
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Sauerkraut!
Eat a grape, a fig
A crumpete too ...
You'll pump 'em right through
Doo-wee-ooo
Eat your shoes
Don't forget the strings
And sox
Even eat the box
Your bought 'em in
You can eat the truck
That brought 'em in
Garbage truck
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmouldy
Garbage truck
Eat the truck & driver
And his gloves
Nutritiousness
Deliciousness
Worthlessness
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30. _ Our Bizarre Relationship
Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)
Fz:
Bizarre cheese:
Bizarre
No-one could ever understand our bizarre relationship because that was your intellectual frigid housekeeper.
Especially when you'd be going to bed with one chick at night and i wake up in the morning and find another one there, screaming at me.^li asked you what the fuck that chick was doing in your be
I walked in and you weren't with the same one you were in the night before.
Oh, i'll never forget that, as long as i live. that house where you had your shit all over. and we had a cat, it had fleas and we had lots of crabs that we proceeded to give to everyone in laure
Yon except for elmore and phil, because they were too sick to ball. elmore has a mentality of approximately one peanut, possibly. as a matter of fact, i can remember elmore telling me that he re
Had a lot of talent, but he didn't see how anyone could ever make it that insisted on saying fuck on stage. and he used to drive by in his gold cadillac and peer in the window. 'cause he never c
Get over the united groupies status that, that you had and he didn't. possibly because he is 50 years old and ratchet.
Fz:
Ahahaha
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