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[mr. mackey] (eric cartman)
And everyone should get along..
Okay children quiet down, quiet down
Children i'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His name is mr. shady
Children quiet down please
Brian don't throw that (shut up!)
Mr. shady will be your new substitute
While mr. kaniff is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good luck mr. shady

[eminem]
Hi there little boys and girls (fuck you!)
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, i'd like you to meet my friend bob (huh?)
Say hi bob! ("hi bob") bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, cause bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (ahh!)
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'til one night mrs. stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But stacey knew it was bob and said knock it off
But bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than slim shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to dre's to get bob a "dr."(gasps)
He grabbed stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day stacey went off to wander
They never found her, and bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of bob and his marijuana,
And what it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you

Chorus: mr. mackey (eminem)

See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[eminem]
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (huh?)
Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb*}
His back starts tah - look like the mcdonald's arches
He's on donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*bleh*}
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
"hey adam, zach is a jackass, look at him!"
Cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, zach's in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
And that's the story of zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

Chorus: mr. mackey (eminem)

See children, drugs are bahhhd (that's right)
And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (that's right)
And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (smoke crack)
So you don't act like everyone else does (that's right)
And there's really nothin else to say (but umm)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[eminem]
And last but not least, one of the most humungous
Problems among young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
Yum yum! then you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that aren't there (like what?)
Like fat woman in g-strings with orange hair
(mr. shady what's a g-string?) it's yarn claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did i say magic mushrooms? i meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (how come?)
Cause it comes from a cow's dung (gross!!)
See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that i'm good at (oh!)
But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and o.d.
They're gonna come for me and i'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs, and do exactly as i don't,
Cause i'm bad for you

Chorus: mr. mackey (eminem)

See children, drugs are bahhhd (uh-huh)
And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (put that down)
And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can ask)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (and she will)
So kids say no to drugs (say no)
So you don't act like everyone else does (like i do)
And there's really nothin else to say (that's right)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[mr. mackey] (eric cartman)
Come on children, clap along (shut up!)
Sing along children (suck my motherfuckin dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (south park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do drugs (suck my motherfuckin penis!)
So there'll be more for me (hippie! god damnit!)
(mushrooms killed kenny! *fart* ewww, ahhh!)
(so, fucked up, right now..)

Artist: bad meets evil (eminem and royce the 5-9)
[royce] what? uhh..
[em] the bad..
[royce] yeah..
[em] the evil..
[royce] right, yo
[em] put em together

Chorus: royce the 5-9, eminem

[royce] yo if it wasn't for your whip, i'd have nothin to strip
[em] if it wasn't for a wrist, i'd have nothin to slit
If it wasn't for the shrooms, i'd have nothin to chew
[royce] yo..
[both] i'm just fuckin with you, cause i got nothin to do

[eminem]
I am bored!!!!!
I came in the diner with skateboarders, and placed orders
Ate hors d'oeuvres, and hit the waiter with plate warmers *crash sound*
Let you inhale the glock smell, while i'm rippin your wallet off
And slippin a molotov in your cocktail (take that)
Burnin your contracts, punch your a&r in the face *punch sound*
Smash his glasses and turn em to contacts
I'm on some shook shit, if it's missin i took it (whoops!)
Nurse look at this straightjacket, it's crooked!
I go to jail and murder you from a cell
Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail (fedex)
So how do you describe someone, with a decapitated head
When the rest of his body's still alive runnin?

[royce]
Comin with five gunmen, waitin to do a drive-by
So when you see the black 500 (what?) hide from it
For every hundred mc's rhymin about birds
Only about two-thirds'd really set it without words
Yo you ain't a thug, i can make you bitch up
Pick the fifth up, cock, spit, you would swear it's rainin slugs (what?)
I'm the hottest shit in the industry (uh)
I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me defendin me
You lack class and respect, get a direct backblast
The bad and evil mad rap, i cover the bad half
You know how a thug in this shit'll end up
Spit a round, lift your chin up, you get hit, ten down and ten up (what?)
I take it if you run your mouth, then you wanna get sent up
Heat it up, you be leakin blood and spittin phlegm up
Now we rivals, cause of a small name or title
You stepped, got devoured and left with a flower and bible

Chorus: 2x

[eminem]
*yawns* forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated
It takes six minutes to get applause (yay)
And by the time you all catch on, i'ma end your career
And walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on!
I'll throw you off of ten floors .. *ahhhhhhh*
Pull a fuckin headache outta my head, and put it in yours (take this)
I'm indoors, waitin for this acid to seep in my skin pores
To go outdoors and do some in-stores
This bitch wanted to blow me, i said, "it oughta happen.
You swallow cum bitch?" "no, but i brought a napkin"
Gettin skullie while i'm autographin
Got my daughter laughin cause i sent her mother whitewater raftin
I'm not a fact, i'ma proven fear
Mr. rogers blocked up my u-haul screamin,
"wait, wait, wait.. you ain't movin here!"
Lorena bobbitt, c'mere, want a souveneir?
I've been high as fuck, since i was a juvi-neer
Juvenile? same difference -- i need some 'caine
Cause i ain't sniffed since i woke up the seven slain infants
(oh my god!) brain implants and they say there's a slim chance
I won't stay the same cause i traded brains with a chimpanz'

[royce]
Walkin in swamp water with an m-16, out for the blood
Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug
To break braces, you say grace and make faces
I'll display hate and break you in eight places (what?)
Take paces, turn around draw in a standoff
Precise aim, icin my fame, blowin your hand off
Dancin with the devil leadin - i won't die, i'm never leavin (what?)
I pledge allegiance to forever breathin
Street niggaz with nuts, what? my meat's bigger (what?)
Fake-ass thugs with toy guns and cheap triggers
With a deathwish, thinkin i'm the nigga to mess with
Let the tech lift, direct chest hit, melt your necklace
For instance, you just a henchmen, on tough soil (what?)
A follower never had heart, he just loyal
Thugs is glass doors, i see through em, put the heat to em
Be careful you might get what you ask for

Chorus 2x

[em] the bad.. the evil..
The bad.. the evil..

<old hip hop musical beat tune plays in the background, just like a radio
Station>

Proof (from d12):
Yeah soul it tick, checking it number 1 baby this week,
You know what i'm sayin'?
This is m.c. proof

Hare:
And d.j. hare.

Proof (from d12):
Checkin' in on w.e.g.o.
You know what i'm sayin'?
Ay yo we got the number 1 requested song, of the day coming up next.
It's a local thing wants retilin'
It goes by the name of eminem
And it's called "it's ok"

Chorus: repeat 2x

Hi! my name is.. (what?) my name is.. (who?)
My name is.. <scratches> slim shady
Hi! my name is.. (huh?) my name is.. (what?)
My name is.. <scratches> slim shady

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can i have the attention of the class
For one second?

[eminem]
Hi kids! do you like primus? (yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like i did?
Try {'cid} and get messed up worse that my life is?
My brain's dead weight, i'm tryin to get my head straight
But i can't figure out which spice girl i want to {impregnate}
And dr. dre said, "slim shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "so why's your face red? man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, i've felt like a caged elf
Who stayed to himself, in one space, chasin his tail (blalblalblabla)
Got ticked off and ripped pamela lee's lips off
Kissed em and said, "i ain't know silicone was 'sposed to be this soft"
I'm bout to pass out and crash, and fall in the grass
Faster than a fat man who sat down too fast
C'mere lady! (shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a damn, dre sent me to tick the world off!

Chorus

[eminem]
My english teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (damn!)
Thanks a lot.. next semester, i'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And told him to change the grade on the paper (now!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Served the bartender, then walked out with a tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians
In a spaceship while they're screamin at me: "let's just be friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life i was lied to
I just found out my mom does more {dope} than i do
I told her i'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin {drugs} and name it after her (here mom!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin usher fans (aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at white castle asked for my autograph (dude, can i get your autograph?)
So i signed it: 'dear dave, thanks for the support, {asshole!}'

Chorus

[eminem]
Stop the tape! this kid needs to be locked away! (get him!)
Dr. dre, don't just stand there, operate!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am i comin or goin? i can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of kool-aid -- dare me to drive? (go ahead)
All my life i was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the incredible hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when i talk, i'll {fuck} anything that walks (c'mere)
When i was little i used to get so hungry i would throw fits
How you gonna breast feed me mom? (wah!) you ain't got no {tits!} (wah!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and tap myself in the head (bang!)
I'm steamin mad (arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (yeah?)
Ask him if he bought a porno mag and seen my ad

Chorus

Oh yeah, this is eminem baby, back up in that motherfucking ass
One time for your mother fucking mind, we represent the 313
You know what i'm saying?, cause they don't know shit about this
For the 9-6

Verse 1:
Ayo, my pen and paper cause a chain reaction
To get your brain relaxin, cause they be actin maniac in action
A brainiac in fact son, you mainly lack attraction
You looking zany whack with just a fraction of my tracks spun
My rhyming skills got you climbing hills
I travel through your mind until you spine like siren drills
I'm sliming grills of roaches, with sprayed on disinfectants
With some ex rappers till their spinal column disconnects
We disinfect then check the monologue, turn your system up
Twist them up, and indulge in the marijuana smoke
This is the season for noise pollution contamination
Examination of more cartoons than animation
My lamination of narration
Hit's a snare and bass of track fucked up rapper interrogation
When i declare invasion, there ain't no time to be stare and gazing
I turn the stage into a barren wasteland...
I'm infinite

Chorus:
You heard of hell well i was sent from it
I went to it's surface and sentenced for murdering instruments
Now i'm trying to repent from it
But when i hear the beat i'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm infinite

Verse 2:
Bust it, i let the beat commence so i can beat the sense of your elite defense
I got to meet the fence fruit was stompin at your feet to rinse
I greet intensive ladies, i spoil all your fans
I foil plans and leave fluids leaking like oil bands
My coil hands around this microphone lethal
One thought in my cerebral is deeper then a jeep full of people
Mc's are feeble, i came to cause some pandemonium
Battle a band of phony mc's and stand the only one
Imitator, intimidator, stimulator, simulator of data, eliminator
There's never been a greater since the burial of jesus
Fuck around and catch all of the venereal diseases
My thesis will smash a stereo to pieces
My accapella releases plastic masterpieces through telekinesis
And eases you mentally, gently, sentimentally, instrumentally
With entity, dementedly meant to be infinite

Chorus:
You heard of hell well i was sent from it
I went to it's surface and sentenced for murdering instruments
Now i'm trying to repent from it
But when i hear the beat i'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm infinite

Verse 3:
Man i got evidence i'm never dense and i been clever ever since
My residence was hesitant to do some shit that represents the m-o
So i'm assuming all responsibility
Cause there's a monster will in me that always wants to kill mc's
Mic messaler, slamming like a wrestler
Here to make a mess of a lyric smuggling embezzler
No one is speacialer, my skill is intergalactical
I get cynical at a fool then i send a crew back to school
I never packed a tool or acted cool, it wasn't practical
I'd rather led a tactful, tractical, track for your fancy
In fact i can't see, or can't imagine
A man who ain't a lover of beats or a fan of scratching
This is for my family, the kid who had a cameo on my last jam
Plus the man who never had a plan b
Be all you can be, cause once you make an instant hit
I'm tense to be tempted when i see the sins my friends commit...
I'm infinite

Chorus:
You heard of hell well i was sent from it
I went to it's surface and sentenced for murdering instruments
Now i'm trying to repent from it
But when i hear the beat i'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm infinite
You heard of hell well i was sent from it
I went to it's surface and sentenced for murdering instruments
Now i'm trying to repent from it
But when i hear the beat i'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm infinite

Women singing:
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight

Verse 1:
I'm getting mad love, i'm snuggling hugs
Druggling thugs, smuggling drugs, juggling jobs, guzzling jugs
So here's a toast to federal checks
Hetero sex, unaffordable medical debts, huh
We travel in packs and ravel in facts and gravel in cracks
To find babbling max, gaffling tracks
I grapple an axe for them baffling acts
The mysterious stab in the backs who dabble in wax
Still in my yard when i sculpted the culprit
The tall shit that will end up with his skull split
Then i buried the hatchet, i carried on my back
Butterfingers is here and it's necessary to scratch it
Baby all i wanna do is swallow one and two
Smoke a little bit and follow one of you
Back home when the party ends
So tonight i'm dropping naughty hints
To the finest women in the audience

Chorus:
Women singing:
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight (blends in with lyrics)

Eminem: cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
Cause we came here to do this tonight
Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright
Cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
Cause we came here to do this tonight
Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright

Verse 2:
Ayo, biters are like tarantulas, vandealous
Living as scandalous as a television evangelist
But i can handle this, i'm the rhyme biter crime fighter
Caped crusader, taking care of undeserving lime lighters
I think a living never meant for me
Experimentally i found a way to spread interamentally
When i stumbled upon this resolution
By using a special fusion of chemical solution for this resolution
You couldn't see me with binoculars
I armed like an octopus
Step on stage and you get socked and pushed
Talking that junk like you went black, guarded your back
Come battle me and you get smacked as hard as you act
When i rap i represent it and will never referee in it
Every minute so when i win it you never resent it
I'm forever demented, come up with funk, i'll never be scented
You got the point when i cleverly said it

Chorus:
Women singing:
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight (blends in with lyrics)

Eminem: cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
Cause we came here to do this tonight
Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright
Cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
Cause we came here to do this tonight
Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright

Verse 3:
Eminem is heading skyward
For those who thought that i would make you bored and treat you like a piece
Of plywood
I've got miracle lyrical capability all in me
With the agility to escape a killer bee colony
So get your cameras and capture how miraculous
I rap for all you draculas and showed you all how whack you was
I meant it as a dis, cause you don't posses the pizzazz as this
I'm hazardous enough already as it is
Without you adding fuel to the fire
I'm cruel to the liar
Who fails to recognize my reign of hell, rule to the sire
Clinical studies show that i'm cynical
There's no one who's identical to my fresh and authentic flow
I'm sure the party people can agree
That i'm enchanting, with the romantic
Freaking the vocals so frantically
So throw your hands up in the atmosphere
And let them know the only party that was phat was here, just be like

Chorus:
Women singing:
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight (blends in with lyrics)

Eminem: cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
Cause we came here to do this tonight
Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright
Cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
Cause we came here to do this tonight
Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright

Artist: da ruckus f/ eminemreal *echoes*

Chorus: samples 4x
"bust it rugged, shine like a gold nugget" (what they know about this?)
"when i bust on the mic, i bust a real hard rhyme" ---> keith murray
"every time i pick up the microphone i drug it (what they know about
This?)
"when i bust on the mic, i bust a real hard rhyme" ---> keith murray

[verse one]
I'm rockin shit, packin shit, while stackin shit
If anyone steps up askin shit, i'm blastin shit
You gone phase me, but swingin like peter parker
Motherfuck the shop, i'll wreck the goddamn barber
Forget your dreams about being with fans hugged up
You couldn't be a dope mc if you said his rhymes drugged up
I told you once, but you forget so here's a flashback
"you couldn't be shit, if you came out my asscrack"
Stop frontin kid, you know you ain't paid
And the only mic/mike you wrecked was that kid you fought in first grade
Ain't nothin lyrical about you but your lies
So cut the shit, cause its startin to draw flies
You're played like my five-year old's newborn toys
Don't know shit about chicago, but i could still make illa noyz
Like robin leech i display stylish ways
Thats rough like my face when i haven't shaved in days
Listen up, all these words take heed
When i cock and squeeze, no more mc's breathe (none)
I'm sick of this, here's my final dis
Fuck you dumb niggaz you ain't shit like this

Chorus: 2x

[eminem]
My smith and wessy got you layin in some alley messy
Got your family lookin for your ass on sally jesse
We squash beef in the mo', when you ain't breathin no more
Leavin your skull split like steven seagal
Let the cat out, flat out, detroit's a mad house
So i don't get offended when i hear my city badmouthed
We quick to pull the gat out and set it
And leave you with more shit missin than a lil' kim radio edit
Stick up kids be tryin to live paid
You get your grill sprayed with twenty-seven bullets in your ribcage
Get the guage, cock it back, empty your pockets, jack
Or i'ma send you flyin like a rocketpack
Murder you for a bag of chips and a chocolate snack
Break into your crib still your shit and lock it back
Ten-year old kids be standin on the block with gats
Just for livin nowadays'll get you flocked with bats
Where i'm from...yaknow what'm sayin?, that's some old detroit shit
Y'all wouldn't know about that shit, though. less you come
To my city, ya know what'm sayin? see where we live,
Cause we shine

Chorus: 2x

[hush]
Mc's put detroit up in they rap songs
Cause without us there careers wouldn't last long
So like a generation we've been passed on
Now its our time to shine, put your glasses on
Got these a & r's and labels with binoculars
Lookin in, jockin us and not jockin yours
Too many groups follow trends, unoriginal
Usin loops that transcend every bitch in you
Don't ever try to say this is a ghost town
One million rappers in this bitch, they need to slow down
Evualute the situation, all the rest are killers
Fly hoes out on jefferson with the drug dealers
Two years in the joint, nobody's touchin hush
Try to say you'll put us down, but your under us
Now who the fuck are you? its just coincidental
When your rhyme your even worse than the instrumental
Your just a phone-tapper with no backbone
Talkin shit, i got a clique that only pack chrome
Have your ass gone, nowhere to run, when we hit
Next time you'll think twice of who you fuckin wit

Chorus: 3 and 1/4

Artist: dj spinna f/ eminem, thirstin howl iii


Verse one (thirstin howl):
I hit harder
Than forman
Landing both both gloves to a low blow
With no cup
Leave you speech-less like when arrested development broke up
Carry a crow bar for egos that won't budge
Crack skulls
Through helmets
With the penetration of a screw nailed in
Return like i was sending self addressed postage
Throw bricks the size of the stonehenge
Before battles, we pour blood
And toast, death to wicked infants
Found on the sorceress' doorsteps
Slaughter lamb
And boar's head
Every mc's cause of boredness
And mind bondage
Bronchitis, lung failure
Language unfam-i-liar
Art through a flooded air brush
??? leave craft
Sentences joined with words holding hands
It's a tight squeeze
From where your head will be landing
In exact time flight leaves

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Verse two (eminem):
Who's arm is this?
I must have cut it off at the pharmacist
And refused to resume my severed prescription of ???
I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets
And never leaves his house 'cause he thinks his car's possessed
I hate my life
That's why i degrade my wife
Grabbed a paper plate to make a sandwich
And just ate the knife
My mother's screaming 'please heal him, take him straight to christ'
Meet you on the street and slap you just to break the ice
Made a bomb threat with a fake device
Strip you naked twice, pistol whip you and force you to take advice
And if you catch me bobbin' my head to some bullshit spittin'
I was probably just tryin to shake the lice
Bugs fallin' out of my head
I'm wishin' i was dead
While i'm crawlin out of my bed
Found it red
And my rash is returning
I feel the sensation of burning
Occurring, usually during pain for release in my urine
Screamin' at my shadow 'please quit followin' me'
These pills keep screamin' 'please quit swollin' me'
The devil keeps screamin' 'please get down on one knee'
Took the drugs before the cops ever found them on me

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Artist: eminem f/ eye-kyu
Eye-kyu: check it out,
Eminem: hey kyu!

Eye-kyu:
Chorus: it's a broke day but everything is ok (it's ok)
I'm up all night, but everything is alright (it's alright)
It's a rough week, and i don't get enough sleep (i can't sleep)
It's a long year pretending i belong here (belong here)
It's a broke day but everything is ok (it's ok)
I'm up all night, but everything is alright (it's alright)
It's a rough week, and i don't get enough sleep (i can't sleep)
It's a long year pretending i belong here (belong here)

Verse 1: eminem
One day i plan to be a family man happily married
I wanna grow to be so old that i have to be carried
Till i'm glad to be buried
And leave this crazy world
And have at least a half a million for my baby girl
It may be early to be planning this stuff
Cause i'm still struggling hard to be the man, and it's tough
Cause man it's been rough, but still i manage enough
I've been taken advantage of, damaged and scuffed
My hands have been cuffed
But i don't panic and huff, frantic and puff
Or plan to give up, the minute shit hits the fan it erupts
I'm anteing up double or nothing, i've been trouble enough
And i'm sick of struggling and suffering, see
My destiny's to rest at ease, till i'm impressed and pleased
With my progress, i won't settle for less than cheese
I'm on a quest to seize all, my own label to call
Way before my baby is able to crawl
I'm too stable to fall, the pressure motivates
To know i hold the weight of boulders on my shoulder blades
I seen the golden gates to heaven on earth
Where they don't pull a weapon on you when you stepping on turf, q

Eye-kyu:
Chorus: it's a broke day but everything is ok (it's ok)
I'm up all night, but everything is alright (it's alright)
It's a rough week, and i don't get enough sleep (i can't sleep)
It's a long year pretending i belong here (belong here)
It's a broke day but everything is ok (it's ok)
I'm up all night, but everything is alright (it's alright)
It's a rough week, and i don't get enough sleep (i can't sleep)
It's a long year pretending i belong here (belong here)

Verse 2: eminem
I'm going for broke, gambling and playing for keeps
Everyday in the streets, scrambling and paying for cheep
Praying for sleep
Dreaming with a watering mouth
Wishing for a better life for my daughter and spouse
In this slaughtering house, caught up in bouts
With the root of all evil
I've seen it turn beautiful people crude and deceitful
And make them do shit illegal
For these grant's and jackson's
These transactions explain a man's actions
But in the mist of this insanity, i found my christianity
Through god and there's a wish he granted me
He showed me how to cope with the stress
And hope for the best, instead of mope and depressed
Always groping a mess, of flying over the nest
To selling dope with the rest
I quit smoking cess to open my chest
Life is stressful inside this cesspool
Trying to wrestle, i almost bust a blood vessel
My little brother's trying to learn his mathematics
He's asthmatic, running home from school away from crack addicts
Kids attract static, children with automatics
Taking target practice on teens for starter jackets
I'm using smarter tactics to overcome this slum
I won't become as dumb as some and succumb to scum
It's cumbersome, i'm trying to do well on this earth
But it's been hell on this earth since i fell on this earth

Eye-kyu:
Chorus: it's a broke day but everything is ok (it's ok)
I'm up all night, but everything is alright (it's alright)
It's a rough week, and i don't get enough sleep (i can't sleep)
It's a long year pretending i belong here (belong here)
It's a broke day but everything is ok (it's ok)
I'm up all night, but everything is alright (it's alright)
It's a rough week, and i don't get enough sleep (i can't sleep)
It's a long year pretending i belong here (belong here)

Uh, it's ok, yeah it's alright, even though i can't sleep
Uh yeah, it's ok, it's alright, i can't sleep

[x] pssh, man i need a lighter man
[e] right here
[x] yeahhh.. whassup slim?
[e] what's crackin?
[x] hit this shit
[e] ssshhit i almost hit this motherfucker today
[x] psh, is that right?
[e] what is it with motherfuckers thinkin that..
[e] {*sigh*} because we're in the spotlight or whatever that..
[e] they can do or say whatever they want to us
[e] and that we won't retaliate
[x] protect my motherfuckin' self, by any
[both] means, necessary
[e] right?

[chorus 2x: eminem]
Cause you don't know me, i don't know you
So don't approach me, i won't approach you
And don't insult me, i won't insult you
Cause you don't know what i will or i won't do

[xzibit]
Make no mistake, i'm the golden state heavyweight
Bein underrated gave me time to create it
Can you relate? i renovate, straight out the gate
Carried my weight, but seem to receive nothin but hate
Millionaires snatchin crumbs off my little son plate
Kidnapped, locked in a trunk, get shot in the face
No hoes, no clothes, no one showin up for my shows
You know how it goes; i might as well kick it at home
But my baby momma hate my guts and can't stand me (yeah)
Packed up, moved out, started a new family
So all this strugglin for what, so i can blow up
Marry a slut but can't watch my seed grow up?
Fuck that, this the fuckin thanks i get
For tryin to edutain assholes and feed my bitch
Yo i feel like my whole life is upside down (upside down)
Cause you seein more support than i'm seein my child
It's like..

[eminem]
.. everyday i wake up, another drama
It's a wonder i'm alive, survivin this karma
If i can hold on to my private life for five minutes longer
I might get my wife to let go of this knife and just calm her
Without these cameras in our faces like animals
For your channel 2 action news to follow our ambulence up the avenue
And catch a glimpse of all the suicide attempts
And what we do in private since they won't let us put up a fence
And you wonder why i carry every gun under the sun
Whether it's unloaded full or an un-registered one
No bullet, you're so full of shit
This clip is so full it'll spit if i don't pull it
And don't give me no bullshit i'm not in the mood
I just got in a feud in some parkin lot with a dude
Over kim and she just slit both of her wrists over the shit
Don't tell me bout the show business shit
I know what this is, bitch

[chorus]

[xzibit]
This ain't business, this is personal bitch
You don't know xzibit from shit, new school, class dismissed
I had a very fucked up day, i'm needin this fit
Shuttin motherfuckers up like they pleadin the 5th
Yo em it's time to get serious with it (yeah)
Time for everybody to feel it, similar to the egg in the skillet
This is your brain on drugs, xzibit brain on thugs
Ain't no neighborhood that's big enough to bang on us
Ain't no love lost my niggaz, relax yo'self
I'm about to snatch it all and start spreadin the wealth
To my niggaz who never seen it i mean it when i holla
At the top of my lungs about my guns and my loved ones
Got, tons of ammo to crack your enamel
Changin your channel, you played like a fuckin piano
Ridin slow through cali like i'm ridin a camel
Millionaire motherfuckers with their brains in their flannels
I feel like, tony soprano, who do i trust now?
Just hit me on my tele' nigga soon as i touch down
Spit lines to split spines just to get mine
Big behind bitches gettin dick to spit shine
Sniff lines of coke, that's the only shit that make you dope
Bitch-ass nigga that's droppin the soap
Get choked out and beat, put your head in a vise-grip
And turn til you motherfuckers tell me the right shit

[eminem]
So do i gotta buy a whole block to myself
A front door with twelve locks
And have a bodyguard walk me out to my mailbox
And everytime somebody makes a threat, run and tell cops?
Fuck that, i protect myself with these twelve shots
And one in the chamber, gun in the waist
And one in the ankle, waitin for someone to come to my place
Tryin to walk up and knock like these cocksuckers are not
Gonna get a shotgun or a glock shoved in their face?
And it's a disgrace hailey can't play with her toys
In the front yard without you drivin by honkin your horn
Screamin some shit, leanin out your windows, beepin n shit
Or pullin up in my drive like i won't leap in your whip
And so these kids tell their friends and relatives where i live
So my address ends up on the internet again
So then, i do an interview with spin, tellin them
That if someone comes to my crib, i'ma shove a gun in their ribs
And reporters, blow it out of proportion
"oh, now he's pullin guns on his fans
Just for tryin to stand on his porch"
And i'm the bad guy, cause i don't answer my door like "hey hi!
You guys wants some autographs? okay, form a straight line!"
Sometimes i feel like loadin this rifle
And climbin the roof at night and hidin outside to snipe you
It's not that i don't like you..
.. it's just that i'm not behind the mic
I'm a person who's just like you

[eminem]
Hi!
Original bad boy on the case, cover your face
Came in the place blowed, and sprayed puffy with mase
I laced the weed with insect repellant, better check the smelly
Eminem starts with e, better check the spelling
With a capital, somebody grab me a snapple
I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam

{just pull the plug!}
People say that i'm a bad influence
I say the world's already fucked, i'm just addin to it
They say i'm suicidal
Teenagers' newest idol
C'mon do as i do
Go ahead get mad and do it
(repeat all 2x)

[eminem]
Hand me an 8
Beam me up and land me in space
I'ma sit on top of the world {i'm here}
And shit on brandy and mase
I'm more than ill
Scarier than a white journalist in a room with lauryn hill {ahhh}
Human horror film
But with a lot funnier plot
And people goin' feel me cuz i'ma still be
The mad rapper whether i got money or not {yup}
As long as i'm on pills, and i got plenty of pot
I'll be in a canoe paddlin' makin' fun of your yacht
But i would like an award
For the best rapper to get one mic in the source
And a wardrobe i can afford
Otherwise i might get sent up back-strike in a ford
And you wonder what the fuck i need more vicadive
Everybody's pissin' me off; even a no limit tank looks like
A middle finger sideways flippin' me off
No shit i'm a grave danger to my health
Why else would i kill you and jump in a grave and bury myself

{just pull the plug!}
People say that i'm a bad influence
I say the world's already fucked, i'm just addin' to it
They say i'm suicidal
Teenagers' newest idol
C'mon do as i do
Go ahead get mad and do it
{just let it go!}
(repeat all 2x)

[eminem]
I'm the illest rapper to hold the cordless, patrolling corners
Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters
I'm meaner in action than rosco beating james tar senior
Across the back with vacuum cleaner attachments {ouch ouch}
I grew up in the wild hood, as a hazardous youth
With a fucked up childhood, that i used as an excuse
And ain't shit changed, i kept the same mindstate
Since the third time that i failed 9th grade
You probably think that i'm a negative person
Don't be so sure of it
I don't promote violence, i just encourage it {c'mon}
I laugh at the sight of death
As i fall down a cement flight of steps (ahhhh)
And land inside a bed of spider webs
So throw caution to the wind, you and a friend
Can jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it again
Shit, why not? blow your brain out
I'm blowing mine out
Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now

{just let it go}
People say that i'm a bad influence
I say the world's already fucked, i'm just addin' to it
They say i'm suicidal
Teenagers' newest idol
C'mon do as i do
Go ahead get mad and do it
{just pull the plug!}
(repeat all 2x)

[eminem]
My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go until your brains
Are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches
I'm not a "role model," i don't wanna babysit kids
I got one little girl, and hailey jade is shady's business
And shady's just an alias i made to make you pissed off
Where the fuck were you when gil was payin me to dishwash
I make a couple statements and now look how crazy shit got
You may be gettin' a bigger attitude than maybe kim's got
And the shit's almost got the same fate that grady's bitch got
I know that "just the two of us" would make you hate me this much
And just the two of us
That ain't got shit to do with us and our personal life
It's just words on a mic.
So you can call me a punk, a pervert or a show business pig
But the funny shit is that i still go with the bitch
{just let it go}
People say that i'm a bad influence
I say the world's already fucked, i'm just addin' to it
They say i'm suicidal
Teenagers' newest idol
C'mon do as i do
Go ahead get mad and do it
{just pull the plug!}
(repeat all 2x)

Just the two of us.. (8x)

[eminem]
Baby your da-da loves you (hey)
And i'ma always be here for you (hey) no matter what happens
You're all i got in this world
I would never give you up for nothin
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you

C'mon hai-hai, we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat
Oh where's mama? she's takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk
Now i know what you're thinkin - it's kind of late to go swimmin
But you know your mama, she's one of those type of women
That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit
Don't play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)
And don't look so upset, why you actin bashful?
Don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)
And mama said she wants to show how far she can float
And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, her was eatin
Dinner while you were sweepin and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mama's messy isn't she? we'll let her wash off in the water
And me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?

Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!

See honey.. there's a place called heaven and a place called hell
A place called prison and a place called jail
And da-da's probably on his way to all of em except one
Cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson
And you don't want a brother do ya? (nah)
Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better
I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say mama was real real bad
She was bein mean to dad and made him real real mad
But i still feel sad that i put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (wahh!)
I told you it's okay haihai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven bonnie and clyde, me and my daughter

Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!

Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway
We're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!)
That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)
We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free..
One.. two.. free.. wheeeeee! (whoooooshhhhh)
There goes mama, spwashin in the wa-ta
No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining order
No more step-da-da, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!)
Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk

Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!

Just the two of us.. (4x)

[eminem]
Just me and you baby
Is all we need in this world
Just me and you
Your da-da will always be there for you
Your da-da's always gonna love you
Remember that
If you ever need me i will always be here for you
If you ever need anything, just ask
Da-da will be right there
Your da-da loves you
I love you baby

Just the two of us.. (8x)

[eminem]
Baby your da-da loves you (hey)
And i'ma always be here for you (hey) no matter what happens
You're all i got in this world
I would never give you up for nothin
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you

C'mon hai-hai, we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat
Oh where's mama? she's takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk
Now i know what you're thinkin - it's kind of late to go swimmin
But you know your mama, she's one of those type of women
That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit
Don't play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)
And don't look so upset, why you actin bashful?
Don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)
And mama said she wants to show how far she can float
And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, her was eatin
Dinner while you were sweepin and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mama's messy isn't she? we'll let her wash off in the water
And me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?

Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!

See honey.. there's a place called heaven and a place called hell
A place called prison and a place called jail
And da-da's probably on his way to all of em except one
Cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson
And you don't want a brother do ya? (nah)
Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better
I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say mama was real real bad
She was bein mean to dad and made him real real mad
But i still feel sad that i put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (wahh!)
I told you it's okay haihai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven bonnie and clyde, me and my daughter

Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!

Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway
We're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!)
That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)
We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free..
One.. two.. free.. wheeeeee! (whoooooshhhhh)
There goes mama, spwashin in the wa-ta
No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining order
No more step-da-da, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!)
Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk

Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!

Just the two of us.. (4x)

[eminem]
Just me and you baby
Is all we need in this world
Just me and you
Your da-da will always be there for you
Your da-da's always gonna love you
Remember that
If you ever need me i will always be here for you
If you ever need anything, just ask
Da-da will be right there
Your da-da loves you
I love you baby

"what's your favorite scary movie?"

[em] yo, slim shady!
[r5] yo, royce 5-9
[em] y'all wanna make a movie?
[r5] what..
[em] we got the film right here

[royce]
What?
Yeah i'm one of them pretty rappers
Buck if i really hafta, i really slap ya
King of detroit who they namin the city after (what?)
Scandalous partners, whose grammar hammers the hard shit
Into your heart with, content, yo who wanna start with
Experts, bad and evil is comin soon
Mc's get stuck, head first back in they mother's womb
This shit is written, in my eyes i'm the illest mc spittin (what?)
Leavin all of you cats shittin kittens
I gotta diss you, my niggaz be cockin pistols
Shot and split you, fuck splittin the profits with you (what?)
Six percent, of y'all niggaz is just pretend
Clicks with clits, pussy niggaz stink with dicks (what?)
Niggaz act bully, and blast for the fast penny
My auto is fully, plenty of niggaz packin semi
Speak darts; yo you get paid? rhymin about it is the sweet part
You can't be street smart with a cheap heart
Five nine, a street nigga with deep feelin (what?)
I keep illin, my steez willin to keep killin (what?)
Fuck rap, a lot of y'all all is just acts
Trust that - you rhyme all wack on rough tracks
Bust and then we all black when you get bust back at
Fuck that, you get blast at, you get laughed at
And i'ma spit thunder (what?) stick to my guns
Niggaz is finished before they gimmicks, one-hit wonders
What? big balls, that's why when i spit, your clique stalls
I'ma pit bull, i'm just dog, i'm just raw (what?)
Split y'all, holla, "it's on!" then i diss y'all
All of y'all niggaz get pissed on claimin you pissed off

Chorus: eminem and royce (repeat 2x)

Y'all want drama? wanna make a scary movie?
Rappers comin in with they team and carry toolies
You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
We hard-hittin, directin and starrin in it

[eminem]
The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the grand canyon
Hop out of a grand am and land in it handstandin
Any man plannin to battle will get snatched out of his clothes
So fast it'll look like an invisible man standin
I'm headed for hell, i'd rather be dead or in jail
Bill clinton, hit this, and you better inhale
Cause any mc that chooses to go against me
Is gettin takin advantage of like monica lewinksy (leave me alone!)
Came home in a frenzy, pushin a ten speed
Screamin to aunt peg (aunt peg!!!!)
With three spokes stickin out of my pant leg
Fuck a headache, give me a migraine
Damnit i like pain (ahh!)
And you should be anywhere that i might gain
You rap knowin you wack
You act up and i'm throwin you down a flight of steps
Then i'm throwin you back up em
If they don't like the track, fuck em
The rap struck em harder then gettin hit by a mack truck
And then backed up on
And any half-assed known rapper to trespass
Better be ready for the second celebrity deathmatch (ding! ding!)
So tell the medic to bring the medication and quickly (hurry up man!)
I'm sicker than a tupac dedication to biggie
I'm free-fallin feet first out of a damn tree
To stampede your chest till you can't breathe
And when i'm down to my last breath
I'ma climb the empire state building and get to the last step
And still laugh half bent

Chorus

[em] bad.. the bad..
[r5] uhh, when the bad meets the bad.. yo..
[em] the evil
[r5] take the evil with the evil
[em] put em together
[r5] what? nine-nine
[em] two times.. slim shady.. royce the five nine

Artist: kid rock f/ eminema shimmy shimmy go go motha fuckin pop
It's the k-k-kid rock with the k-k-kid rock shit
I'm on top bitch and rock for tricks
Hella whips and nips and flip trips for whips
I get all the money pussy falls like rain
Been gettin' laid and paid that's why i never complain
If i ain't in it for the money i'm in it for the p (or is it d)
It's 1998 yo and you still can't fuck with me
You don't be fuckin' with the blue eye
Fuckin' with my 2-5 up your fuckin' ass like my shoe size
I got a new vibe, kinda like voodoo
You do what we say and we'll do what we want to
We're fuckin' up your city and we're fuckin' up your progam
Fuckin' all your bitches we can fuckin' give a goddamn
Twisted brown gets down with no assistance
We won't quit until we're banned from existence
Persistance pays if that holds true
Then i'm gonna buy this fuckin' planet before the time i'm through
I was praised and raised on the thoughts of no takings
So let me get what i got comin' and the rest i'm fakin'
I'm shakin' like jerry lee lewis and shit
You act like the motherfucker's new at this shit
But i've been true to this shit given' my heart and soul
Been shinin' like a diamond but gettin' passed as coal
So fuck off
Yeah

With my pants half hangin' off my ass and shit
Bowl filled hash pockets stuffed with cash
I be the mushroom trippin' sippin' shots of jack
'cause the kids don't listen gettin' lots of flack
I be the do wa diddy up and down you block and
The 10 karat kid with my triggers cockin'
The k the i the d r-o-c k motherfucker and you still don't know me
So blow me bitch i don't rock for *edited*
I rock for the cash and the topless dancers
Don't have no answers so pass the joint
I'm just paid in full and made in detroit
I ride like setta in the indy 5
And get live with that which get's me high
Strive for perfection this much is true
We do what we say you say what we do
Kid rock i couldn't be no bozo
And i get too much nina
*edited* and my glock rolls solo to arizona
I'm an easy rider dreamin' of wynonna
I roam the country like a greyhound bus
Put faith in lust and in god i trust
I'm not peter pan i don't fuck with fairies
But i bust more rhymes than virgin cherries
And harry carey couldn't call my game
Fucked so many hoes i'm in the hall of fame
And i show no shame from coast to coast
I don't mean to brag, but i like to boast
Fuck off
Yeah right in your mother fuckin' ass bitch
With that detroit city shit ain't shit swift we're on the same script
Nothing new since 76 kid rock
Yo slim shady come break these mother fuckers off

(eminem)
Yo tell the world to hold their breath they're breathing the wrong air
This planet belongs to me and this hippy with long hair
Two white boys who spike punch and like noise
Hang around drugs loud music and like noise
Slim shady and brown trucker another bunch of mother fuckers
Who hate the world as much as each other
And i ain't leaving this party tonight
'til i see some naked bitches dancin' around drunk touchin' each other
Rum and pepsi got your perception of me sketchy
'cause when i stage dive people are scared to catch me
'cause all i do is curse and fuck
So when i do 'shrooms you all better give me two rooms
'cause i'm fuckin' the first one up
So when you see me on your block you better lock your cars
'cause you know i'm losin' it when i'm rappin' to rock guitars
This is for children who break rules
People that straight fool
And ever single teenager that hates school

Fuck off

purple pills


I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been up mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

[eminem]
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of valium inside her palm
It's mr. mischief with a trick up his sleeve
Crawl up on you like christopher reeves
I can't describe the vibe i get
When i drive by 6 people
And 5 i hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a bitch
And stomped the foster kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then i sweat till i start losing weight
Till i see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than vanilla ice tryin to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce
Not weed i meant coke dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
D12 throws the bomb to gas your town
Bizarre, your mom is passing out
Get her ass on the couch while she passes out

[kon artist & kuniva]
Fuck that, someone help denaun
Who's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
Hey von
You see me steppin' on these leprechauns?
It's gonna be acid 'cos the x is gone
Yeah i took 'em all down with some parmesian
And i think my arm is gone
It's probably numb
Young, dumb, and fulla cum
And i think he 'bout to swallow his tongue
You scary ass it was false alarm
You think i'm 'bout to die when i just got on?
So stop acting stupid
You so high
That you might wake up with a guy
On some new shit
I think i did too much
This substance equals cuffs
Red pills, blue pills, and green
Big pills, (that's ill)
Mescaline

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been up mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills


[eminem]
Dirty dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something

[proof]
Pop pills
Pills i pop
Pop two pills
On stilts i walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought i was incredible and killed the hulk
I wanna, roll away
Like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when i'm old and gray
Look for coke to smoke
No oki dok
I pack up my nose with coke
*cough cough cough*
Am i supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby
Born by whore lady
Now i gotta straight born infant
(you're crazy!)


[swifty]
I pop four e's at one time
And i don't need water when i'm swallowing mine
You got any shrooms?
Does bizarre smoke crack?
We can't get jobs
'cos our arms show tracks
Why the hell you niggas think i rap?
I do it just to get your company hijacked
If you like smack
Then i might too
(swift, chill)
I just wanna stay high like you
And i don't give a damn if they're white or blue
Chew shrooms, down the valium
Even smoke weed outta vacuums
I just got some and i'm going back soon

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been up mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills


[bizarre]
I'm at rave
Looking like a slave
High off chronic
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smelt like vomit
Pussy poppin', acid droppin', dope headed guy
Heroine mescaline
Pencil legs wanna try?
Blue pills, golden seals
Got bizarre actin' ill
Drugs kill (yeah right)
Bitch i'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty slut
You know you want it in your butt
I'll bleed in your cunt
Let bizarre nut!

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been up mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills


[eminem]
Dirty dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something

Artist: eminem f/ thymehey yo, what's up man? hey, yo you been here all day man
Ya'll been here every weekend man,
I don't ever get a chance to rap first man!
That's cause you whack!
What?!? i ain't whack nigga, i got some raps for all ya'll
Nigga my raps fresh, i'ma bust my raps first,
You can bust yours after me if you want to
No no man, i'm going first,
I'm getting tired of everybody wanted to go first man
You always rap first,
I'm rapping i don't care what none of ya'll say,
I'm fresh, i'm fresh

Thyme:
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out man i wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) i wanna know, i wanna know
I said who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out bitch i wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) i wanna know, i wanna know

Verse 1: eminem
I'll have you taken back to christ when you sacrifice
The way you acting slice when i tear your back with knifes
Jacking life's of mc's, now i'm set to launch a plan
For blowing up the stage with illegal contraband
A stomped your man so unless you want what he got
You better set the mic down, i'm steaming like a teapot
I'll make the tea hot, people get in my face and ask
If i wanna battle, then i chase them in a jason mask
It's an amazing task to battle with success
I never gave a fuck, now i give a fuck less
And in a slug fest i get physical like physicians
Invisible like magicians with mystical mic traditions
Wicked wizardry, like a sorcerer and no remorse for you
When i torture you throughout the course of my orchestra
So feel the force of my spiritual images
Slicing up an enemy's appendages till he hemorrhages
My skin itches every time a rapper recites
And when he's through with his verse, i'm all covered in flea bites
You wanna see fights i got a match for you
You couldn't flip shit playing in toilets with a spatula

Chorus: thyme
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out man i wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) i wanna know, i wanna know
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out bitch i wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) i wanna know, i wanna know

Verse 2: eminem
You bitches get a hysterectomy disrespecting me
You wanna feel the full effect of me, hand a tech to me
Intellectually superior, i'll make the whack wearier
Inferior, deterior rate, like bacteria
Materially, killing serially, clearly you'll see
How much in fear when u hear me you'll be
Shiver and shake, quiver and quake
Bite a rhyme and rip it off then stiffer and ache, whither and break
You slithering snake, gibbering fake, fibbering flake
I'll twist you into a different shape
And toss you in michigan lake, for fisherman sake
If this is a dream you'd wish you can wake
Every dis you can take, personal
We ain't friends trying to make amends
If you ain't ever stole a gate you can take a fence
I make intense masterpieces and smash to pieces
Your last releases, you bad diseases, that's the reason
I'm showing you the proper way to operate a mic
So pass it like a hot potato
I've never been less than clever and fresh
Severing flesh of fools who never impressed i can confess

Chorus: thyme
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out man i wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) i wanna know, i wanna know
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic man and said that you can flow?
Point him out bitch i wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and then said that you can flow?
(scratched in) i wanna know, i wanna know
Whhhooo the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out!! i wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) i wanna know, i wanna know
Ayo let me get that mic man

[eminem]
Are we supposed to shut up or talk...i'll cut your butt up and walk...
Around with my ass showing all over the fuckin town

[proof]
....then you get done up in chalk
Yo....

[eminem]
We ready...we ready .. we ready.. we ready ?
Ready to hold it steady....speakin of hold it steady....
You can hold my nuts steady and then....
I can stick my dick in you like a machette...if you're a girl...
If you're a girl then you're my world...and i will kill anybody...
That means... you, her or him
It doesnt matter cuz i'm eminem
And i'm slim...i'm also slim and your future's grim

[proof]
Ha ha....don't stop
D-12 y'all...yea we bust it off the top
We get in that ass preparation-h style
Knock more boots than that group h-town (booo!)
Everybody tryina tell us to wait now
You look dumb as fuck...like puffy in his video on that breakdown (hahaha)
Tryin to dance around
How the fuck it feel lock in hand set now
Sever your style .. divide and parish
Part ish...when my cart is bustin thru this...
Wassup to bizzare kid
Targets get hit and liftoff
Here it is we bout to rip off
Lick shots...no time...we gettin dick snot
Emzy...

[eminem]
Speakin' of lift off....
I'm blastin off...your ass is soft...so i'm startin to jack off
Cuz i'm so horny...and your lyrics are so corny
That they bore me and i woke up too late this morning
Or too early...wait a minute there goes shirley...
The girly i fucked last year when her hair was curly
Couldn't remember it cuz i was infinite
And i met ken kaniff from connecticut
He said his predicits and pronouns and wanted to throw down
And he said "i like you"...and then he walked up and said "let me snake bite
You!"
And i said hell no...kicked him with my shell toe...
Gave him a elbow...ayo proof ...go....

[proof]
Yo it's the d to the 1 - 2
What you wanna get done to...
Your chest plate...eradicate
Get your flesh ate...easily done..here it is...
Freestyle...no need to write shit...cuz when we write shit
Y'all like to bite shit...that why street light up when we write stuff
It's time to be the champions at this...it's d-12
1-2 true crew...slim shady and big proof
Knockin over igloos in alaska when we blast ya
A massacre creator, one time for data
Darker than vader...go anybody hot as the equator
It's time to get down one time for those that dont know us
Girls wanna blow us like monica....lewinsky
Come against me...

[eminem]
Go and see i'm an invincible mc
If you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince me
That you're doper than me...which we'll hope
You would hope to be....but hopefully i will rock globaly
And nationwide...thats why my ass is wide
Thats why your ass just died on the passanger side...
Like a fuckin ride...when it got shot up by a drive by
When i drove by 5 times and gave it five tries
And still missed it
I got a fuckin mental illness a gentle stillness...
Violence...complete silence is what i need in the room while i freestyle
What i need is to do...what is need is smoke weed and brew
And......smoke brew ? you don't smoke brew...
If you do i'll choke you and then i garauntee i'll out smoke you
You're crew's a joke too and i can stick my dick in a bitch and poke you....

[proof]
Stick it in there....rock with my cock on sky rock
Knock ya eye out the sock...(sock)
Get..(get) yeah we come to rock....(it)
So don't get in the way cuz we gon drop....(shit)
Now how you feel right now we bust yo..op....(tic)....(tock)
We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rock
The dirty dozen is non-stop..
To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop reeboks
And men with pre-ops
Yo now there is 3-pac's
Master p....thug life and now it's 2pac
Get back to that one...here goes the rhyme that you dropped...

[eminem]
The rhyme that i dropped is stickin up ihop
In high tops and walking around like a one eyed cyclops
And you can't see me....i only got one eye and i can still see you
You can even give it a dumb try...if you're a dumb guy then come try this
But i rock the microphone with my flyness
So get off my jock..get of my cock..when i sky rock ...it in sky
Rock..shit...bitch

[proof]
Ayo...a lot of people always try to tell us...that we gona be better or
Failrues
But me or slim yo you cant tell me...
You try to freestyle son we gon put these verses on your lp
Slow down with that old stuff....i heard the most of y'all is mos def

[eminem]
My lp...my whole lp...tha last one was screaming help me
You couldnt melt me if you was vanilla ice...yo guess what....
My nuuuuuuuuutz
Here i go with the lyrical miracle...spiritual spirital...you dont wanna hear
It tho
I rickety rock the micrphone
Don't do it dont do it cuz that shit is stupid...i knew it
I take a beat and loop it...i take a beat and troop it
What the fuck did that mean...i dont know but i got phat jeans on
And i already said that but i dont know where my head's at
All i wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed's at

[proof]
Yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch ease
Y'all dont want none of tha dirty deez
>from the 3-1 its for the three of thirds
One third mc yo we smoke y'all like herbs
Under the curb early morn take it to born
Y'all get broke up...put back together ...re-enacment
Some times you see this...you just a faggot
No need to tag it...wit more loot that jimmy swagart

[eminem]
Faggot....uh oh...was that homophobic...
But no one knows it...and i'm so homophobic
I wont even throw clothes in the closet
Fuck it...i've lost it....i'm holocausted...see my face it's written all
Acrossed it
This beer makes me wanna disappear this year
I'm so high i'm bout to die...and i'm so tired i'm bout to fry
You're so fired you're down

[proof]
Hey....it's me...it's the hamster man...
Coming all the way from amsterdam....
And i come to tell you all a little secret.....
So you can ........eat it ....you got to grab your crackers
{mumbling}

[eminem]
Quit spittin your writ shit bitch i'll kill you and kick you
In your motherfuckin dick and your clit...you little pussy
Hermaphardite with no apettite
And you aint rappin right but you was taking rapid bites
Of my dick when you was on it...my brain is haunted
I walk up in a place in a t shirt wit my stains on it
But i dont give a damn...give a fuck...give a shit...give a hell
Give a piss give a dick give a lick

[proof]
Yea....live and direct it's us
You better back up...

[eminem]
You better back up before i jack off
Back off before i jack off

[proof]
You better back off before he jack off (laughing)
You better back off before i jack off

[eminem]
Colder than jack frost...smack you across your face
While i'm still jackin off
Sittin in the closet beatin my shit
Aint got nuttin else to do cuz i'm thinkin of a bitch
Wait a minute ...oh shit she's here...
Look who walked in the door....come in it's britney spears
(ken kaniff)
Oh....come here little girl
Come here little girl

[eminem]
What happened? (i dunno)
We stopped rappin (oh it's clappin)
Gun clappin...and all i need is one napkin to wipe the cum off
When i come off with the drum off
Whatever the hell that meant...but i can still speak wit a accent
A french accent excuse my french but
Suck my dick touche le le poo...uhh....bitch

[proof]
Bonjuor...i'm here with the cure...oh yea lets rock it for the drawer
Hey em...how you doin this is me...the em jock...get off my...
Damn cock .....laughing....

[eminem]
Yo while you're spraying verbs...you aint even fuckin saying words
(thuuug) pronounce your words right...and you can ride around curbs
And bounce your hebrs tight
What the fuck ?
Yo put another beat on before you get peed on
Hi...hi.... my name is ...my name is...my name is...
Slim shady...slim shady...bitch you're little just like that kim lady
And i'm in sky rock radio...the shadiest bro on the radio
But you dont hear me tho.....

chorus: eminem
I've been so many places
I've seen so many faces
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills
I climbed the highest mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills

[eminem]
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of law suits inside her palms
It's mr. mischief with a trick up his sleeve
Crawl up on you like christopher reeves
I can't describe the vibe i get
When i drive by 6 people
And 5 i hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a chick
And lost the foster kids
This room makes me hallucinate
Then i sweat till i start losing weight
Till i see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than vanilla ice tryin' to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house doin' mass amounts
To the women in the thongs with they asses out
We don't bullshit, better ask around
D12 throws the bomb to gas your town
Bizarre, your mom is crashing now
Help me get her on the couch 'fore she passes out

[kon artist & kuniva]
Fuck that, someone help denaun
He's upstairs wrestling with elton john
Hey von, you see me steppin' on these leprechauns?
It gotta be tums the ex-lax is gone
Yeah i took 'em all down with some parmesian
And i think my arm is gone
Yo, it's probably numb
Dumb dumb and fulla cum
And i think he 'bout to swallow his tongue
You scary ass it was a false alarm
You think i'm about to die when i just got on?
So stop acting stupid
You so high that you might wake up with a guy
On some new shit (piiills)
I think i did too much
I think i got the runs
Rolaids, pepto, and tums
Watch out here it comes!

Chorus: eminem

[hook]
Dirty dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something

[proof]
Hop pills
Hills i hop
Hop 2 pills
On stilts i walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought i was incredible and killed the hulk
I wanna roll away
Like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when i'm old and gray
I'm a go for broke
No oki dok
Pack up my nose with soap
*cough cough cough*
Am i supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby
Born by whore lady
Now i'm payin' child support
(it's your baby)

[swifty]
I take four shots at one time
And i don't need a chase when i'm swallowing mine
You got any room
In bizarre's hatch back
We can't go far
Cuz the car has flats
Why the hell you people think i rap?
Because my mother taught me
How to breach contracts
And if you got cash
Then hide it soon
(swift, chill)
I'm just tryin' to get by like you
And i don't give a damn if you find me rude
Mean, crude, the hell with you too
I only need three blunts then i'm cool
I just got some and i'm going back soon

Chorus: eminem

[bizarre]
I'm at rave
Looking at a babe
Like she want it
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smelt like vomit
Looney, crazy, chubby, sexy, dopey headed guy
Whipped cream, dirty mattresses
Wanna try?
Blue hills, golden seals
Got bizarre actin' ill
Drugs kill (yeah right)
Chick i'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty girl
You know you want me in your world
Ladies, please don't fight
Bizarre's here all night!!!

Chorus:

[hook]
Dirty dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something

Artist: tony touch f/ eminem



[eminem]
If i'm elected for ten terms
I'm renewing the staff after the inagural
And hiring all girls as interns
If i don't like you, i'll snatch you outta your mic booth
While you're rappin and pull your right through the window and fight you
I'll take you straight to the pavement
Uppercut you, and scrape your face wit a bracelet
Like a razor that shaved it
Three drinks and i'm ready to flash
Runnin on stage in a g-string, wit a bee sting on my ass (look!)
It's probably all cuz i ain't awkward at all
I just like to walk through the mall, stop, and talk to the wall
And have a relapse after i just fought through withdrawl
(hop in the car little girl, i just bought you a doll)
The bad and evil movement is comin
Plus the music is pumpin like a pill freak wit a tube in his stomach
I write a rhyme a day
So it's no wonder how come your whole album
Is soundin like a bunch of shit that i would say
Whether it's one verse or one letter
I'll probably be the cleverest one that never gets spun ever
It's slim shady and tony touch, it's only us
The rest of y'all are just stuck in the middle wit monie love

Artist: dr. dre f/ eminem, phish, xzibit[phish] what's the difference between me and you? (repeat 2x)

[dr. dre]
Back when cube - was rollin wit lorenzo in a benzo
I was bangin wit a gang of instrumentals
Got the pens and pencils, got down to business; but sometimes
The business end of this shit can turn your friends against you
But you was a real nigga, i could sense it in you
I still remember the window of the car that you went through
That's fucked up, but i'll never forget the shit we been through
And i'ma do whatever it takes to convince you
Cuz you my nigga doc, and eazy i'm still wit you
Fuck the beef, nigga i miss you, and that's just bein real wit you
You see the truth is
Everybody wanna know how close me and snoop is
And who i'm still cool wit
Then i got these fake-ass niggaz i first drew with
Claimin that they non-violent, talkin like they *voice sample*
Spit venom in interviews, speakin on reunions
Move units, then talk shit and we can do this
Until then - i ain't even speakin your name
Just keep my name outta yo' mouth and we can keep it the same
Nigga, it ain't that i'm too big to listen to the rumors
It's just that i'm too damn big to pay attention to 'em
That's the difference

Chorus: phish (repeat 2x)

What's the difference between me and you?
You talk a good one - but you don't do what you supposed to do
I act on what i feel and never deal wit emotions
I'm used to livin big dog style and straight coastin

[xzibit]
Yo i stay wit it
While you try to perpetrate, play wit it
Never knew about the next level until dre did it (yeah)
I stay committed while you motherfuckers baby-sitted
I smash you critics like a overhand right from riddick
(yeah!) come and get it, shitted on villians by the millions
I be catchin bitches while bitches be catchin feelings
So what the fuck am i supposed to do?
I pop bottles and hot hollow-points at each and all of you (come on!)
A heartless bastard, high and plastered
My style is like the reaction from too much acid - never come down
Pass it around if you can't handle it
Hang hollywood niggaz by they soul train laminates
What's the difference between me and you? (what?)
About five back accounts, three ounces and two vehicles
Until my death, i'm bangladesh
I suggest you hold yo' breath til ain't none left
Yo that's the difference

Chorus

[eminem]
Aight, hold up hold up!
Stop the beat a minute!! i got somethin to say
Dre; i wanna tell you this shit right now while this fuckin weed is in me
(the fuck?!) i don't know if i ever told you this, but i love you dawg
I got your motherfuckin back, just know this shit

[dre] riiight? .. slim, i don't know if you noticed it
But i've had your back from day one, nigga let's blow this bitch
[em] i mean it dawg, you ever need somebody offed - who's throat is it?
[dre] well if you ever kill that kim bitch, i'll show you where the ocean is

[eminem]
Well that's cool, and i appreciate the offer
But if i do decide to really murder my daughter's momma
I'ma sit her up in the front seat and put sunglasses on her
And cruise around wit her for seven hours through california
And have her wavin at people (hi!) then drop her off on the corner
At the police station and drive off honkin the horn for her
Raw dawg, get your arm gnawed off
Drop the sawed off and beat you wit the piece it was sawed off of
Fuck blood, i wanna see some lungs coughed up
Get shot up in the hot tub til the bubbles pop up
And they nose and cough snot up, mucus in hot water
That's for tryin to talk like the chronic was lost product
That's for even thinkin of havin them thoughts thought up!
You better show some respect whenever the doc's brought up!!
So what's the difference between us? we can start at the penis
Or we can scream, "i just don't give a fuck," and see who means it!

Chorus 1.25x

Artist: sway & tech w/ dj revolution (the wake up show) f/ chino xl,
Eminem, jayo felony, kool g rap, krs-one, pharoahe monch,
Rza, techn9ne, and xzibit



[king tech]
One two, one two
We dedicate this one to the hip-hop culture y'all
Brought to you by the woooorrrllld famous wake-up show!

[rza]
Bobby steels, staple' tails, mc's get your lips stapled
Project killa hill is stamped on the map like the compass
Sacred sword play tongue-twist, piercin holes in you
You can't escape, 70,000 kilowatts blast through your box
Woke wit alarm clocks, cars drivin slow down the block
One stopped, parks pops his trunk
Snare pops loud as glock shots
Bass like an m-80 in your face, cops stop, give us citation
We pause for radio station identification
Wake up wake up wake up!

[tech n9ne]
When i woke-up, i got the mic and never chocked up
Busted a verse and all the g's in cali loc'ed up when i was summoned
Styles were mixed like the drummonds, killer clown is comin
Look around, your town is crumblin
This big tech from the midwest, leavin mc's lipless
On the wake-up show, make up no, stories about my shake-up flow
Put me off in a cipher? potna, you can't fuck wit the sniper
Your flow's premature, clean your dirt diaper
Mic heister, psycho, alpha-schizo
Hypno, chryo-gat flow, guru and ain't nobody tighter
Sway & tech heard me flow and its sealed
Now i got swedish women yelling "tech n9ne's filled"

[eminem]
This place is my house, i might as well erase my face wit white-out
Cuz y'all can't see me like mase's eyebrows (where you at?)
Climped out of a nice house,
Through the front window and heard this guy shout
"hey that's my couch, bitch!"
Pull a nine out during a rhyme bout
While i'm rippin this shit, put a clip in it spit five rounds
And murder you hoes worse than flippin a convertible
Nose first wit the top off landin upside-down
You're tied down and duct-taped, fuck rape
I'd rather just hump a slut's leg wit my nuts shaved
And sway & tech, two disk jokeys
Breakin so many friggin needles i wonder if they inject

[xzibit]
Lo and behold, better than platinum or gold
Yes god bless success, never forsake your soul
Xzibit take control, locked loaded and ready to roll
Play the upper hand, a man that's never gon' fold
Cuz your tape sucks, find a new hobby that you can take up
Or listen to my niggas tech & sway so you can wake-up
The x-man, catch me doin drills in the danger room
Big game hunting, from high-noon to the full moon

[pharoahe monch]
Wit synonyms, i get an adrenaline rush
From minimum thrusts, bust multiple assualts in small interims
As horrid as borris kolaf was
When i cut your neck, leave a little piece of flesh
So the head won't fall off, hauled-off
Sawed-off shotgun blast, he asked
Why did he have to die like cast metal?
O, huh, c now like omar credle
We pone pedal at a high resolution
On the wake-up show wit sway, tech and dj revolution

*dj revolution scratches*

[kool g rap]
I sway the tech wit the tech and sway
Step away, wet and spray, rep the day
Who over debt to pay get swept away
Across the whole board like checker play
When i blaze your whole sect' arrays
Wake-up show for those slept away
Niggas that the trey, hit the deck and pray
Dj revolution, spinnin like lead from out the heck-ak
Tearin your neck away, flood up the street wit bloody decora'
Until the head of jake investigate

[jayo felony]
What? sway can give it to you, but whatcha gon' do wit it
Tech can give it to you, but whatcha gon' do?
Rev can give it to you, but whatcha gon' do wit it
I can give it to you, wha wha wha what what!

[chino xl]
Yo yo chino makes the world go 'round
Fuckin up entire record companies like harrel did to motown
Vominous talk, poison pen, hominous walk
What flow will i destroy wit this time, the most commonest thought
The drama that's brought, caught us in a midst of sibling rivalry
For instance, there's nothing in existence that can survive wit me
Clone me like sheep, i clean house like tony rand-all
Wit style filed for sexual harrassment like tisha camp-bell
You're wack like will smith, your rhyme style is pansy
I fuckin murder your young style like jonbenet ramsey
Now who the master to beg? your demo gets passed on the reg'
You shouldn't have been signed if you had a white cast on your leg
I'm wake-up show reppin wit sway & tech
My tec's like tekken, the industry weapon
I'm chino x, bring krs in

[krs-one]
De de de de de de da di day, krs-one comin wit the tech & sway
Yo, i rock up the littlest set, and on the biggest set
As ill as it gets i still manage to wiggle your neck wit sweat
Never forget, the bigger the budget the bigger the debt
You gotta be willin to rock in the middle of dry and in the middle of wet
But i'm willin to bet, on a sway & a tech
They stay in effect, never been a pain in the neck, they gainin respect
Nevertheless i wreck you, now you know what sway & tech do
I'll be back but for now just sackle!
Fresh, for ninety-nine you suckas!!!

may i have your attention please
May i have your attention please
Will the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
{verse 1}
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
It's the return of the
"awww wait, no way, your kidding
He didn't just say what i think he did, did he?"
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him
Look at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes i wanna get on tv and let loose,
But can't, but it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
And if im lucky u might just give it a little kiss"
And that's the messege we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a women's *vagina* is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man can't elope (ughh)
But if you feel like i feel i got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus
And it gooooesss
(refrain)
I'm slim shady
Yes i'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause i'm slim shady
Yes i'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
{verse 2}
Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well i do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think i give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So i can sit next to carson daily and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but i think he's married to kim, hehe)
I should download a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
I'm sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So i been sent in here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just don't give a *f---* like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me
(refrain)
{verse 3}
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
Cause i'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
And i don't got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you like to admit it
I'm better than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate im going when i'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when i'm *hard* jerkin i'm jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
And every single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot circling
Screaming i don't give a *f---*
With his windows down and system up
So will the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?


Ha ha
Guess there's a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up