Polka Party

You could have a big dipper
Going up and down around the bends
You could have a bumper car bumping
This amusement never ends
I wanna be your sledgehammer
Why don't you call my name
Let me be your sledgehammer
This will be my testimony, yeah, yeah yeah

There's a girl that's been on my mind
All the time
[su-su-sudio] whoah
Now she don't even know my name
But i think she likes me just the same
[su-su-sudio] whoah

My girl wants to party all the time party all the time party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time
She parties all the time

Say you, say me
Say it for always, that's the way it should be
Say you, say me
Say it together naturally

We're riding on the freeway of love
Wind's against our back
We're going riding on the freeway of love
In a big cadillac

That's why you need ooh
That's why this you need i'll give you what you need

Yah, yah, yah do the harlem polka (everybody now!)
Yah, yah, yah do the harlem polka

She's got it yeah baby she's got it
Well i'm your venus, i'm your fire what's your desire?

Nasty! nasty boys don't mean a thing
Oh you nasty boys
Nasty! nasty boys don't ever change
Oh you nasty boys

(i like this part)

Ooh, rock me amadeus
Ooh, rock me amadeus
Ooh, rock me amadeus ooh

Shout shout let it all out
These are the things i can do without come on
I'm talking to you come on

Please papa don't preach i'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach i've been losing sleep
But i've made up my mind i'm keeping my baby
Oh i'm gonna keep my baby
Keep my baby
Keep my baby
Keep my baby
Hey!

here's johnny

There he goes, he drives me crazy
When he says...(hee-eere's johnny!)
That's his job, it's so amazing
All he says is...(hee-eere's johnny!)
I never miss a moment when he's on the tube
His being there has made my life worth living
The chills run down my spine
Each time he says that line

"here's johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way
"...johnny!" he says, you know i love him
"here's johnny!" he says, and "second fiddle" is his game
Ed mcmahon's his name...all right

Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude
Hear him say...(hee-eere's johnny!)
Watch him selling beer and dog food
Hear him say...(hee-eere's johnny!)
I got a letter from him just the other day
He said, "you may already be a winner!"
A trooper to the end
A clydesdale's best friend

"here's johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way
"...johnny!" he says, you know i love him
"here's johnny!" he says, and that's the way he gets his pay
What a living

Oh...(here's johnny! here's johnny!) wo-o-o, no
(here's johnny! here's johnny!) no no no no no no, i don't believe it
(here's johnny!) he says, and everytime it's just the same
Ed mcmahon's his name

A very special guy...all right
He's on every night
Can't change the channel
When he's sitting on the panel
(hee-eere's johnny!)
There he goes, he gives me goose bumps
When he says...(hey-o-hey-hey-o!)

"here's johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way
"...johnny!" he says, you know i love him
"here's johnny!" he says, that seems to be his claim to fame
Ed mcmahon's his name

It's christmas at ground zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While the air raid sirens blare

It's christmas at ground zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test

Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last-minute shopping
It's time to face your final destiny

It's christmas at ground zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath the mushroom cloud

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or jack frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill

It's christmas at ground zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see all the new
Mutations on new year's day

It's christmas at ground zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe

It's christmas at ground zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday