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1. _ Bumblebee (ii)
Ahhhhh, shit, ahhh
Ahhhh bumblebee stung me
He stung my brain
Awwwww
He stung me, he stung me, uhh
Weedeating vaughn's grass
A big bumblebee came right out
He stung me 47,000 times on my head
It hurt, it hurt, oh god it hurt so badly
Ahhhh bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
Thank you!
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2. _ Awesome Sound (ii)
[studio version appears on "the pod"]
Stop it!
I got an awesome sound goin' down [3x]
I got a pork roll egg cheese and bacon
Stop...right...there...
What?
I - i - i got an awesome sound -
I got an awesome sound (biyatch!) goin' down [2x]
I got a pork roll egg cheese and bacon
What you got, buddy?
Shit!
Hit me again!
Awesome sound goin' down
I got an awesome sound goin' down [2x]
I got a pork roll egg cheese and bacon
Goin' down
Goin' down
Go, man, go!
So funky, ohh! ohhh! ohh! ohhh!
Deaner, don't hurt 'em, man!!!
Ohhh! ohhh! ohhh!
Goin' down! goin' down!
Got an awesome sound, goin' down [3x]
I got a pork roll egg cheese and bacon
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3. _ Voodoo Lady (ii)
Voodoo lady
Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy
Your eyes look red and hazy
Doin' that stuff that you do
Messin' me up with your voodoo
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie boogie boogie
Your lips are hot and spicy
Servin' up red beans and rice, yeah
At midnite she's a-howlin' and stompin'
Makin' love to the gators in the swampin', now
[chorus]
I feel you now inside me
Never once did you deny me
Doin' that stuff that you do
Knockin' me out with your voodoo
(repeat chorus)
Voodoo lady, shakin' that stick, drivin' me crazy
Voodoo lady, oh yeah
Boogie boogie boogie boogie
[repeats]
Ohh!
Yeah, baby!
That's cool!
(repeat first verse)
(repeat chorus)
Yeah!
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4. _ Mushroom Festival In Hell (ii)
We're ween, it's 1991!
And we are here to play you music
Now this song is called "mushroom festival in hell".
The wind is howling and the time is right for fear
In the emergence in the phosphorescent tears
And all the hippies gonna lick the mind of god?
They've already been immersed in the wad
The wind is howling and the sea is boiling down
The mind is the water, the mind is the water
'cause it's a mushroom festival in hell
'cause it's a mushroom festival in hell
Yeah!
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5. _ Doctor Rock (ii)
I sit home and make flower bouquets and listen to joni mitchell
Try modulating and articulating all the feelings that i have for you
Dr. rock -- help me out for i need to shout it
Dr. rock -- quickly derek run & get your mammy
There is no denying that you been supplying in a slathering ball of flesh
Dr. rock -- come quickly to see the scene
Dr. rock -- got everything that you need
Don't conceal your tragic flaw -- give the dr. rock a call
Dr. rock -- come quickly to see the scene
Dr. rock -- got everything that you need
You're the apple of my eye -- but with some aid i feel you'll die
Dr. rock -- save the soul from a bottomless pit
Dr. rock -- and see what you can make of it
You like the suffocating on a small crustation as you hammered your way to the truth
Dr. rock -- was examined by an indian eye
Dr. rock -- another lie that you're going to die
Try modulating and articulating all the feelings that i have for you
Dr. rock -- help me out for i need to shout it
Dr. rock -- quick derek run, get your mammy
Dr. rock! dr. rock! dr. rock! dr. rock!
Ahhhhhh ahhhh ahhhh
Ahhhhhh ahhhh ahhhh
Ahhhhhh ahhhh ahhhh
Dr. rock!
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6. _ Mister Would You Please Help My Pony? (ii)
[studio version appears on "chocolate & cheese"]
Alright, this is a song - what the fuck was that? -
This is from "chocolate & cheese", this is a - this is a song
That we wrote uh -
I don't know, probably when we wrote the rest of the songs
From "chocolate & cheese"
It's about a little boy and his pony
Yeah!
Sick little pony, coughing up snot
And uh- can't seem to diagnose the diagnosis
Ha, ha, ha!
It's called "mister, would you please help my pony?"
Thank you! by ween.
Two three four!
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
I think it's his lung
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And i think his lung's fucked up
Pony, pony, pony
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And i think his lung's fucked up
That was pretty good...
That was one of the better versions of "pony" i've heard all week
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7. _ I Can't Put My Finger On It (ii)
[chanting]
Is it alive, does it writhe
Can it survive under the sun?
I can't put my finger on it
Is it green, is it red
Is it alive or is it dead
I can't put my finger on it
Scathe with a lathe
All the days in the past
I can't put my finger on it
Is it brown, is it white
Is it really outta sight
I can't put my finger on it
Do you know what i'm saying?
Do you know what i'm saying, people?
Can it squeal, does it squirm
If it's fresh will it burn?
I can't put my finger on it
Can it fly, will it try
If the wings are still wet?
I can't put my finger on it
Can it heal, is it real
Can it feel the threads of time?
I can't put my finger on it
Does it glow, will it shine
Does it leave a trail of slime
I can't put my finger on it
I tell you one time...
Are you surprised when i touch the dwarf inside?
(repeat three times)
(repeat first verse)
Ha ha ha...oh yeah, oh yeah!
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8. _ Japanese Cowboy (ii)
Alright...japanese cowboy, take it...
Straight in from... fuck it....
1, 2, 3, 4, oh!
Like a japanese cowboy or a brother on skates
Like a blizzard in georgia or a train runnin' late
I call out your name girl in the heat of the night
And nobody answers 'cause somethin' ain't right
Breakfast at shoney's at $2.99
Saved me some money and eased up my mind
I'm walkin' in circles and feelin' the pain
I'm tossin' and turnin' and cryin' in vain
Like a japanese cowboy or a brother on skates
Like a blizzard in georgia or a train runnin' late
I call out your name girl in the heat of the night
And nobody answers 'cause somethin' ain't right
Here we go
I'm ridin' at midnight and crossin' the line
From the rain in my windshield and the tears in my eyes
Now the bedroom is empty and i spent my last dime
And the lovers are leavin', i got nothin' but time,
I got you on my mind
Like a japanese cowboy or a brother on skates
Like a blizzard in georgia or a train runnin' late
I call out your name girl in the heat of the night
And nobody answers 'cause somethin' ain't right
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9. _ Vallejo
[studio version appears on the "voodoo lady" ep]
Vallejo, vallejo, vallejo, vallejo
Vallejo, yeah, yo yo yo yo
Yo
Vallejo, vallejo, vallejo, vallejo
Vallejo, yeah, yo yo yo yo
Yo
[spanish chanting]
Harder, man, harder!
Give me some hard rock!
Give me some fucking hard rock!
More!
[20:42]
People...
Andrew, help me out, man
Deaner... where are ya?
[chanting]
Kirk-us, give me some more
[chanting]
[28:40]
Vallejo, vallejo, vallejo, vallejo
Vallejo, yeah, yo yo yo yo
Vallejo, whoooa
Vegas
'jo jo jo jo!
Thank you!
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10. _ Tender Situation (ii)
[studio version appears on "pure guava"]
Wrote this song called "tender situation",
And it somehow just put everything back together
State this ache as the final break
Tender situation - create a good illusion
Feel the grip of your salvation
This is indeed a tender situation
Make a move man, state your case
Taste the waste man, taste the waste
What is your place in my glorification
This is indeed a tender situation
Get off the pot man, shake and bake
Taste the waste boy, taste the waste
Pump it up or stray from that old station
This is indeed a tender situation
Tender situation, tender situation, tender situation
[repeat all]
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11. _ Marble Tulip Juicy Tree (ii)
[studio version appears on "god ween satan: the oneness"]
Great...it would be the greatest thing
I don't know you you are, i don't know who you want to be
When i carbonate the test tube, then you won't see me
I've got a twin cab diesel combo, it takes me where i want to go
And all the nuphies are happy, they know of a fungus that grow
So when you see hoecke's mind screw don't come running to me
'cause i will scream and set aflame marble tulip juicy tree
Marble tulip juicy tree -- it's where i want to be
When i gnaw on the tulip it'll wish that it was me
Every morning i put my shoes on and i think about she
Who controls the four seasons inhaling kitties in the see
It's like a noodle in a salad -- little birdy wants to be set free-ee
I drill the corpse lobe with my mommy -- marble tulip juicy tree
So this song's about the loving thing that you are to me
Just stay away from my adenoids and marble tulip juicy tree
Marble tulip juicy tree -- it's where i want to be
When i gnaw on the tulip it'll wish that it was me
Look now i hold the world in my hands
Whoo, seems like awakened trance
Up on the hill, down by the river
By the ocean across the field
By the word of the boognish
I said, "lordy, lord, lord, i'm comin' home"
In a dream, said he was coming
Boognish was risin'
Up from the mist.......
[more inaudible ranting]
Whoo!
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12. _ I Saw Gener Cryin' In His Sleep (ii)
[studio version appears on "pure guava"]
Shitting on my face...
I'll count us in (ah, ok)
1, 2, 3, 4
I heard my brother weepin' in the dead of the night
I said, "dude, man, you feelin' alright"
Gener said nothin' and continued to weep
I caught papa gene ween cryin' in his sleep
I saw gener cryin' in his sleep
I tried to wake him up but he made not a peep
I saw gener cryin' in his sleep
Life at the top can be tough
Sometimes you think you've seen enough
But you can find a diamond in the rough
But when it's time for bed, you shouldn't think about that stuff
Yeah, i saw gener cryin' in his sleep
I tried to wake him up but he made not a peep
I saw gener cryin' in his sleep
Danny!
Alright!
[chorus]
Danny!
[chorus]
Thank you, we're ween
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13. _ Mister Richard Smoker (ii)
We're ween! ha ha ha!
Comin' to ya!
East coast flavor! ha ha!
Uhh...
Alright, this is called "mister richard smoker" by ween...
1, 2, 3, 4!
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!
Mister richard smoker, you're a poopy poker
Chardonnay & cocaine in the spa
Pantyhose and aqua-net
Little boys on crystal meth
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat
Mister richard smoker, you're a chicken choker
Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out
Pantyhose and aqua-net
Smoking menthol cigarettes
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!
Yeah!
You eat dark meat
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!
Mister richard smoker, you're an ono yoker
Cognac and black coffee with the boys
Dancin' in your buster browns
Whirlin' to the techno sounds
Your hands are wet, your hair is slick
You smoke big dick
Mister richard smoker, you're a velvet coker
Bruce and geoff will pick you up at ten
Friday night, dancin' in the city
Friday night, gotta look pretty
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow! yeah!
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow! whoa!
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow! hey!
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!
Out of fuckin' control here tonight, huh? i'll tell ya!
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14. _ She Fucks Me (ii)
[studio version appears on "the pod"]
Stu's back on stage, ladies and gentlemen, stu!
Ha ha ha ha!
We got stu back!
Reggaejunkiejew!
I know... i know how you feel
You want your jew
He's doin' hard time, fuckin' federal petenen- penitentiary
Uh oh
Pork roll egg and cheese on a kaiser bun
[repeat throughout background of song]
I met her at the living earth show
She crossed the room, the lights sank low
We're together, she really digs me -- she fucks me
Who could think i could be so happy?
When i'm cold, i know she's keepin' me warm
We're together, she really digs me -- she fucks me
She's in my arms, she's in my heart, yeah
Pins and needles up and down my spine
We're together, she really digs me now
She fucks me, she fucks me
She fucks me
She fucks me
Right on
She fucks me, d.c.
On the downlow
We love you, d.c.
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15. _ Puffy Cloud (puffi Claude)
Drift away on a puffy cloud
Go away on a puffy cloud
My brain is dead from too much pot
'cause (gene) (dean) and i smoke too much pot
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
Float away on a cotton ball
We write songs about the clouds
My brain is dead from too much pot
'cause (gene) (dean) and i smoke too much pot
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
Drift away on a puffy cloud
Go away on a puffy cloud
My brain is dead from too much pot
'cause (gene) (dean) and i smoke too much pot
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
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16. _ Cover It With Gas And Set It On Fire
[studio version appears on the "skycruiser" ep]
He's a hobble with a wobble at the gang raid [??]
Cover it with gas and set it on fire
He's a hobble with a wobble at the gang raid [??]
Cover it with gas and set it on fire
It's an earth chock, war plot, peppermint lasso [??] jimmy
Cover it with gas and set it on fire
It's an earth chock, war plot, peppermint lasso [??]
Cover it with gas and set it on fire
Cover it with gas and set it on fire [3x]
Thank you!
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17. _ Ode To Rene
We gotta be tight, y'know
Ok, here it goes
That's more like it
Ce soir, ajournai, et trois l'avec garcon
Trouver poisson t'elle voux
Jambon ou deux schweppes, oh bebe
Pour chous avec no nous, apres tu
Il jamais coissants et tele vous
L'amour, bien, bien
A'vril til madame, monsieur, oui, oui
A vous le vous, for you
That's right
[repeat verse]
Ce soir, ajournai , et trois l'avec garcon
Trouver poisson t'elle voux
Jambon ou deux schweppes, bebe
Pour chous avec no nous, apres tu
Il jamais coissants et tele vous
L'amour, bien, bien
A'vril til madame, monsieur, oui, oui
A vous le vous, fuck you, apres tu
Thank you!
[rough english translation:
(thanks to dan monceaux's lyrics page:)
Tonight, postponed....and three with my brother,
Finds fish, you and you,
Ham and two of schweppes....baby.
And with no, and with you,
I like croissants , television and you
Love, good good...have you, madame, sir, yes, yes,
You and i, for you]
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18. _ Mountain Dew (bascom Lamar Lunsford/scott Wiseman)
This is our best gig...ever...
No, no!
Way up on -
I knew you'd fuck it up!
Here it come!
Way up on the hill there's an old whiskey still
And it's right by a hard working crew
If you finish up your mug (oh beautiful) then they'll fill up your jug
With that good, good 'ol mountain dew (everybody sing)
Well, they call it that good old mountain dew
And them that refuse it are few
Well, you may go 'round the bend but you'll come back again
For that good, good 'ol mountain dew, whoo!
Turn it down, kirk!
Take it, jimmy!
Hey, kirk! i can't hear this thing, man!
Oh!
Hey, let's everybody!
Well, they call it that good old mountain dew
(you like this one, do you?)
And them that refuse it are few
Well, you may go 'round the bend but you'll come back again
For that good old mountain dew
So it....
Ha ha ha!
Whoa, jimmy!
Whoo, goddamn fuckin' a!
Thank you, we're ween!
Good night, st. louis!
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19. _ Poopship Destroyer (ii)
[studio version appears on "pure guava"]
People, ya'll ready to cruise on the poopship now, motherfucker?
Are ya'll poopin' on the big doggy poopship, motherfucker?
You know what it's about to be on the poopship, but
People down here in missouri cruisin' on the big poop log
Cruisin' on the poop ship, sector 6, warp 9 (haha)
Cruisin' on the big poop ship, folks!
Get with it, fucker!
Let me lock in the system at warp 2
I's been chewin' on this here, brownie, baby
And i thinks- i thinks i'm almost through
Let's cruise past all the golden poo
That makes me blue
I'm talkin' 'bout soybeans, people
This thing gonna ? ? ? ?*, woohoo
Poopship, on the poopship destroyer
You'll know what i'm sayin', that thing can track any motherfucker
Poopship, on the poopship destroyer
That's what i'm talkin' about
Let me jam up all of the frequencies on channel 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive
You know, baby, you know what to do, baby
Come on, come on, i'll tell
Let's cruise, the chocolate stew was you know who
The stinks all the funkied-up battles [??]....woohoo
That's right
Poopship, on the poopship destroyer
Poopship, on the poopship destroyer
Oh, baby...woohoo
The poopoo, poop
Give me another one, baby
Give me another one
Poop
Thank you, my lady!
We love you too!
Remember to keep your head to the sky, baby
You know, we're gonna through a wave sequence here
I'm tellin' ya, jim, you're gonna be riding upon the poopship
We're riding the poopship into the next dimension
Lose the poopship in my....
Are you feeling it, missouri?
Are you cruising upon the poopship destroyer?
Are you mounting the poopship, kirk miller?
I said, kirk miller, i said, kirk miller,
Are you cruising on the poopship?
Big jim! big jim!
I said......
[distorted vocals]
I'm tellin' ya jimmy
I, i, i, let's get ya on the poopin'
The poopin' trail, jimmy
Let's do it again
Let me jam up all the frequencies on channel 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive, you know what- what to do
Let's cruise, can you cruise on the poopship with me?
Can you cruise on the poopship with me....?
...we have received the poopship connection
With ever what you do, no matter what you do
You are cruising on poopship
And i thank you, and i love you
We are ween, we are ween
You may fuck, you may be fucked
We thank you for joining us this evening
We are ween, and have a beautiful night
I love you too
Good night, my love
[* - on original lyric sheet]
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