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1. _ Roses Are Free
Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree
Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me
Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny
Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and the free
But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Tke a wrinkled raisin, and do with it what you will
Push it into third if you know you're gonna climb a hill
Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know that you've had your fill
Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Throw that pumpkin at the tree
Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny
Cast it off into the sea, bake that pie and eat it with me
[repeat]
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2. _ The Hiv Song
Aids, aids, hiv, aids, hiv
Aids
Hiv, aids, hiv, aids, aids
Hiv
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3. _ Spinal Meningitis (got Me Down)
Why they wanna see my spine mommy?
Why they wanna see my spine?
It's gonna hurt again mommy
Much worse than last time
Am i gonna see god, mommy?
Am i gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am i gonna die?
Smile on mighty jesus
Spinal meningitis got me down
I'm feelin' greasy mommy
Please don't let me die
Stinky vaseline mommy!
Please don't let me die
Am i gonna see god, mommy?
Am i gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am i gonna die?
Smile on mighty jesus
Spinal meningitis got me down
Smile on mighty jesus
Spinal meningitis got me down
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4. _ Baby Bitch
It's been a while since i've seen you smile
But now you've come back again
Came into the room and you saw my girl
And you asked her how long it's been
"a year" she said and you shook your head
Said "i'm surprised it's gone on that long"
Baby, baby, baby bitch
For words i am at a loss
Baby, baby, baby bitch
I'm better now please fuck off
What else you gonna say when while you're back on your stay
Maybe something, maybe nothing, we'll see
It's just too bad, you're beautiful i guess
I wasn't for you and you weren't for me
Baby, baby, baby bitch
Please slip back into yourself
Baby, baby, baby bitch
Go conquer someone else
People say, "how beautiful, how sweet, how kind"
You're perfect, you've got nothing to hide
But i, for one, have seen the sun
And the bitch that you've locked up inside
Got fat, got angry, started hating myself
Wrote "birthday boy" for you babe
Now i'm skinny and sick and paranoid
Without a cent to my name
Baby, baby, baby bitch
Fuck you, you stinkin' ass ho
Most beauty i've seen
You come from a dream
But i can't close my eyes anymore
No, i can't close my eyes anymore
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5. _ Candi
Candi - custard and berry
Candi - peaches and creme
Candi - glazing and cherry
Candi - spicy and sticky
Candi - chocolate with cheese
Candi - custard and berry
Candi - peaches and creme
Candi - glazing and cherry
Candi, candi
Candi - custard and berry
Candi - peaches and creme
Candi - glazing and cherry
Candi - chocolate with cheese
Candi, candi
Candi, candi
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6. _ Drifter In The Dark
Do you ever walk alone?
Like a drifter in the dark
Seeking out what isn't there
Looking only for a spark
From a girl who's all alone
Maybe she's a-driftin' too
Like a shadow in the night
Waitin' just to meet with you
And then perhaps in love you'll stay
Or fall and go your separate ways
Still searchin' for a spark
Like a drifter in the dark
Doodn doo doo doodn doo (da da da da da) [8x]
(repeat first verse)
Like a drifter in the dark [4x]
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7. _ Voodoo Lady
Voodoo lady
Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy
Your eyes look red and hazy
Doin' that stuff that you do
Messin' me up with your voodoo
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie boogie boogie
Your lips are hot and spicy
Servin' up red beans and rice
At midnite she's a-howlin' and stompin'
Makin' love to the gators in the swampin'
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I feel you now inside me
Never once did you deny me
Doin' that stuff that you do
Knockin' me out with your voodoo
(repeat chorus)
Voodoo lady, shakin' that stick, drivin' me crazy
Voodoo lady, oh yeah
Boogie boogie boogie boogie
[repeats]
(repeat first verse)
(repeat chorus)
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8. _ Freedom Of '76
Freedom of the body
Freedom of the mind
A ho on south street hired for tricks
Little girls pickin' up sticks
Freedom of '76
Wastee little weasel
Wants cheap tricks
Liberty bell cracked in half
A bacon steak
A perfect match
Freedom of '76
My girl sasha
Lookin' good on the street
"mannequin" was filmed at woolworth's
Boyz ii men still keepin' up the beat, yeah
Freedom of '76
Fairmount park in the summer
Lookin' good on the street
"mannequin" was filmed at woolworth's
Boyz ii men still keepin' up the beat, yeah
Freedom of '76, nah yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ohh, baby, yeah yeah, yeah
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9. _ Take Me Away
Take me away to some other land (thank you)
I gotta get away from that girl before i go crazy
She took my love away
She took it to another man
Now i gotta get away from that girl
Before i go craaaazy
(repeat twice)
Take me, take me away
Gotta get away
Crazy
She took my love away
Now i gotta get away, oh
(repeat first verse)
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10. _ Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
I think it's his lung
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's chewin' bark and not the leaves
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And i think his lung's fucked up
Pony, pony, pony
Mister, would you please help my pony?
I think it's his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung
[repeat first verse]
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11. _ I Can't Put My Finger On It
Is it alive, does it writhe
Can it survive under the sun?
I can't put my finger on it
Is it green, is it red
Is it alive or is it dead
I can't put my finger on it
Scathe with a lathe
All the days in the past
I can't put my finger on it
Is it brown, is it white
Is it really outta sight
I can't put my finger on it
Can it squeal, does it squirm
If it's fresh will it burn?
I can't put my finger on it
Can it fly, will it try
If the wings are still wet?
I can't put my finger on it
Can it heal, is it real
Can it feel the threads of time?
I can't put my finger on it
Does it glow, will it shine
Does it leave a trail of slime
I can't put my finger on it
Are you surprised when i touch the dwarf inside?
(repeat three times)
(repeat first verse)
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12. _ Joppa Road
How would you feel, if i took you away
To a place i know, a place where we could stay
Called joppa road, a pretty place i know
Where we can go, called joppa road
The things i feel on joppa road
Can make me stay, and make me go
This old road where i long to go
Called joppa road, where we can go
Put your best dress on, there's a place i know
Where we can go, called joppa road
It's a little ways where the sun shines down
Where we drive real slow, on joppa road
Joppa road, a pretty place i know
Where we can go, called joppa road
Hey, yo bro, that's a dude i know
Works on joppa road, at the sunoco
If we drive by slow, with the top down low
We'll heel and toe on joppa road
(repeat first verse)
It's a little ways where the sun shines down
Where we drive real slow on joppa road
On joppa road, joppa road
Baby, you look great today
(repeat first verse)
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13. _ What Deaner Was Talkin' About
The wash is out, it's hanging up
And all i have is nothing
Nothing to do, nothing to say
I think i must be dreaming
The sun comes up and i'm all washed out
Is this what deaner was talkin' about
I don't think i will ever return again my friend
If i was king i'd wear a ring
And never hurt my people
I'd stay alert and dress to kill
I might even slip you something
The sun comes up and i'm all washed out
Is this what deaner was talkin' about
I don't think i will ever return again my friend
The sun comes up and i'm all washed out
Is this what deaner was talkin' about
I don't think i will ever return again my friend
I do not think i will ever return again, my friend [2x]
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14. _ A Tear For Eddie
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15. _ Don't Shit Where You Eat
Don't you ever think of me
When you're outside strollin'
Don't you ever wave the flag
When we're rockin' and rollin'
Don't shit where you eat, my friend
Who said it was hard to climb
A peak that you can't see
I tell ya it's an easy thing
When it's you and me
But don't shit where you eat, my friend
A little food and drink uh huh
Nothin' too fancy
Lamb, veal, and some good ole wine
This is the life for me
But don't shit where you eat, my friend
Doodn doodn doo doo doo doo
Doodn doodn doo doo doo doo
Doodn doodn doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Don't shit where you eat, my friend
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16. _ Buenas Tardes Amigo
Buenas tardes amigo
Hola, my good friend
Cinco de mayo's on tuesday
And i hoped we'd see each other again
You killed my brother last winter
You shot him three times in the back
In the night i still hear mama weeping
Oh mama, still dresses in black
I looked at every fiesta
For you i wanted to greet
Maybe i'd sell you a chicken
With poison interlaced with the meat
You... you look like my brother
Mama loved him the best
He was head honcho with the ladies
Mama always said he was blessed
The village all gathered around him
They couldn't believe what they saw
I said it was you that had killed him
And that i'd find you and upstand the law
The people of the village believed me
Mama... she wanted revenge
I told her i'd see that she was honored
I'd find you and put you to death
So now... now that i've found you
On this such a joyous day
I tell you it was me who killed him
But the truth i'll never have to say
Buenas tardes amigo
Hola, my good friend
Cinco de mayo's on tuesday
And i hoped we'd see each other again
Yes, i hoped we'd see each other again
I hoped we'd see each other again
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