12 Golden Country Greats

Powder blue, powder blue
What can ya do, she's powder blue
Powder blue, powder blue
What can ya do, she's powder blue

I'll be true (ba baa)
My powder blue (powder blue)
It's all for you (ba baa)
It's all for you
And ya know it

Powder blue, powder blue
The seventh sun of orion with me too
Oh powder blue, how do you do?
Come walk with me now, powder blue

Powder blue (ba baa)
Powder blue (powder blue)
It's all for you (ba baa)
It's all for you
And you can feel that

Powder blue, oh powder blue
I've got this feeling, powder blue
Oh powder blue, powder blue
It's in my head for you

I'll be true (ba baa)
My powder blue (powder blue)
It's all for you (ba baa)
It's all for you

Bobby ogdin on the piano ... thanks, bobby
Mr. charlie mccoy, harmonica ... ah, charlie
Russ hicks, steel guitar...
And ladies & gentlemen, i'd like to present: mohammed ali:
"everybody stop talking now, i tell ya....i told you, all of my critics, i told you all that i was the greatest of all time...
Now just listen...i told you today, i'm still the greatest of all time...never again defeat me...never again say that i'm going to be defeated...never again bet and make me an underdog, until i'
Ut 50 years old. then you might get me. but i didn't dance, i didn't dance for a reason. i wanted to make him lose all his power, i kept tellin' he had no punch, he couldn't hit, he swang like a
Y, he's missin', let me see you box, i hadn't start dancin' yet! you can't say my legs are gone, you can't say i was tired, because what happened? i didn't dance from the second round on. i stay
The ropes. when i stay on the ropes, you think i'm doin' bad. but i want all boxers to put this in the page of boxing: staying on ropes is a beautiful thing with a heavyweight when you make him
T his best shot, and you know he's not hittin' ya. i would've gave george foreman two rounds of steady punchin', because after that he was mine."

I guess it's somethin' in my brain
I need whiskey to ease the pain
But it's early in the mornin'
And i'm feelin' bad again

But if you ever loved me
You'll go easy on me now
Fix me up a cup of coffee
And in a while i'll come around

I think i spent the dog-food money
But he'll love me just the same
And if you really love me baby
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain

It's a shame when morning hurts
I've seen bad and i've seen worse
It's the nature of my bein'
I took some money from your purse

N'that frenchman loves to party
And i know he's not to blame
But the way you're lookin' at me baby
I just can't help but feel the shame

I think i spent the dog-food money
But he'll love me just the same
And if you really love me baby
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain

And if you really love me baby
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!

Mister richard smoker, you're a poopy poker
Chardonnay & cocaine in the spa
Cigarettes and coffee breath
Little boys on crystal meth
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat

Mister richard smoker, you're a chicken choker
Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out
Pantyhose and aqua-net
Smoking menthol cigarettes
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!
Smoke!

You eat dark meat
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!

Mister richard smoker, you're an ono yoker
Cognac and black coffee with the boys
Dancin' in your buster browns
Whirlin' to the techno sounds
Your hands are wet, your hair is slick
You smoke big dick

Mister richard smoker, you're a velvet coker
Bruce and geoff will pick you up at ten
Goin' out, dancin' in the city
Friday night, gotta look pretty
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow, yeah!
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow, smoke!
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!

Fluffy, furry buddy
Chewed his leg on the porch
Why'd you do it fluffy, on the porch?

Good dog fluffy, old friend my pal
Fluffy's got his buddy on the porch
Penny, she's my girlie, she sits here with me on the porch
Penny looks so pretty on the porch

Penny takes fluffy for a walk out on the path
Fluffy chases the other doggies on the path
But big sister penny get fluffy back on the porch
So me and fluffy and penny were on the porch

My dinner's on fire while she watches tv
And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
Yells at my buddies and insults my folks
I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that i can
She's got time for the dog and none for her man
And i'm no dope, but i can't cope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
Pack your bag, i don't need the ag
On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
And i can't cope -- piss up a rope

Uh, you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
For the last 6 months i been packin' your bag
You can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag
Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
I'm sick of your mouth and your 2 percent milk
And i'm no dope, but i've lost all hope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
Pack your bag, i don't need the ag
On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
And i can't cope -- piss up a rope

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