If You Ain't Lovin' (You Ain't Livin')

                                  If you got a Cadillac boy and a 40 room shack boy

A bucket full of money and a tree full of honey

But if you're gettin' no huggin'

No smoochin' or a muggin'

If you ain't lovin'

Then you ain't livin'



If you're ridin' on a gravy train

Instead of walkin' down lovers lane

You can't make hey boy

'Cause you're goin' the wrong way boy

You gotta get a a little honey

It's better than money

If you ain't lovin' 

Then you ain't livin'



If they call you a big man 

'Cause you got a lot of bottled land

If you're kin to the President 

And ya help from the Government

But if you're gettin' no attention

You're better off on the pension

If you ain't lovin 

Then you ain't livin'



If you got a string of long cards 

And you're smokin' them 4 bid cigars 

You ain't so well to do

Unless you get a little coochy-coo

It takes a little bit a smackin'

Or your lifes lackin'

If you ain't lovin'

Then you ain't livin'