Down At The End Of Your Road

I am your neighbor. i seem most respectable,

But underneath i'm an iniquitous toad.

So many dreadful mishaps have befallen you ---

Down at the end of your road.

And i live down the end of your road.



I'm working on ways to remove you from paradise ---

From your striped lawn and your new swimming pool.

I place broken bottles in your geraniums ---

Sabotage your gardening tools.

And i live down the end of your road.



By day i am a real estate gentleman.

I deal in fine properties --- cheap at the price.

After dark, i plan my most devious practices

Which you might think are not very nice.



Designing a system to reverse your plumbing ---

Welling up, as you sit on your private throne.

Will come up all kinds of vile and despicable nasties

You would rather not have in your home.

And i live down the end of your road.



Dispensed loathsome creatures in your drawing room,

Sent doggy poo-poos in your morning mail.

Rat's heads and lark's wings should set your tums turning

And your houses will soon be for sale.

And i live down the end of your road.



I live down the end of your road.


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