Sweet Shop Avengerz

                                  Got no gaps in your teeth? You must be happy

Cola bottles, sugar coated

We've had sugar to eat, don't try and stop me

Flying saucers filled with sherbet



We want the right to eat sweets without yr frowning

Don't tell us what we can't do now

And we see the powers that be in sugar, drowning

Ten pee mixture for the way home



This is an advertisement

Hey, make way for the sweet shop avengerz

So make the sweet adjustment

A-okay, we're the sweet shop avengerz



Never too old to eat sweets, unless you feel it

Chocolate mice with strawberry center

Reclaim the rights to rot teeth, you know you need it

Candy shrimps, they're foamy inside



It's not a crime to be seen sucking a lolly

Vampire sweets that stick to your teeth

And it's hardly obscene to fill yr trolley

Ten pee mixture for the way home



This is an advertisement

Hey, make way for the sweet shop avengerz

So make the sweet adjustment

A-okay, we're the sweet shop avengerz



Kneejerk, it's a sugar fascination

Kneejerk, that infects the teen-see nation

Kneejerk, but we love the sweet sensation

Kneejerk, as it rots the population