Calgone

On my way home, police car pulled me over.

After they left, i puttered out of gas.

Triple-a' came, but my card was expired!

I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time.

I tried to get some shut-eye, then i was abducted!

They put cold things in my butt.

They sampled a bit of my d.n.a.

They left me on top of my sheets,

I dreamt i went potty, then woke up drenched in me.

This day sucked the hardest ever...

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.

A little bit less than nothing would go my way.

I got up to toss my soiled sheets,

The hallway was dark and i stubbed my big toe.

It was then that i sensed the irony (burning me),

Then i heard the voice say,

"come sail aboard s.s. nepenthe!"

I suppose i'm to blame for getting pulled over.

I guess i'm the culprit for running out of gas.

Let's assume i'm the guy who didn't pay his 'triple-a' fee.

In actuality, i let the zetas probe me.

Yesterday was all my fault.

I let negativity get the better of me.

Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds!

They temporarily set free this quandary


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