She sat on the pavement
As i pulled in the drive
Wearing leopard skin velvet
And shiny black eyes
"she looks like a sleeper"
Said my wife at the time
She had curls like delilah
And a smile like the sun
She held my poor corpse
Like she'd never be done
And the caption in my mind said
"this is the one"
But i'm strong and i'm disciplined
And i avoided her for years