Hollywood Squares

I've always said "i do" too easy

And now i'm payin' the price

My weakness for beautiful women

Is my most expensive vice

I still believe in matrimony

But i can't afford another try

Child support and alimony

Is just about to bleed me dry



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I got ex's all across the country

And i owe everybody in town

I got bill collectors a callin' me up

And lawyers tryin' to track me down

I'm just one wrong move from the poor house

But i don't belong in there

I got so many ex's and owe so much

I ought to be on hollywood squares



Yeah, i ought to be on hollywood squares



Lookin' back over my love life

I only have myself to blame

I guess i should've checked my price tag

Before i gave 'em my last name

Now my credit rating's in the gutter

And the bottom line sure looks bad

I'll be payin' the rest of my life

For the few good times i've had



Chorus



Yeah, they ought to put me on hollywood squares


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