American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

If your paycheck depends on 

The weather and the clock  

If your conversation calls for 

A little more than a coffee pot 

If you need to pour your heart out 

And try to rectify some situation 

That you're facing  

Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association  



When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket  

For most things you don't mind  

But when your dollar goes to all of those  

Standing in a welfare line  

Well rejoice you have a voice  

If you're concerned about the destination  

Of this great nation  

It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association  



It represents the hardhat 

Gunrack, achin'-back 

Over taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd 

They're heart is in the music  

And they love to play it loud  

There's no forms or applications  

There's no red tape administrations  

It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association 



We're all one big family 

Throughout the cities and the towns  

We don't reach for handouts 

we reach for those who are down  

And every local chapter has a seven day a week  

Available consultation 

For your frustration  

It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association  



It represents the mud flaps 

Six pack, beer crack 

Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd  

They're heart is in the music  

And they love to play it loud  

There's no forms or applications  

There's no red tape administrations  

It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association




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