I'm Into Cb

Well i've never had a car

Never been near a lorry

Got a nasty habit of scratching my nose

My codename's happy harry

I'm into cb







I've had loads of jobs

For very minute lolly

Creation schemes

So i suppose i was lucky

And the money it took

To buy a cb set

Took lines off my belly

My codename's cedar plank

I'm into cb

I'm into cb







At 16 i drank cheap sherry

Got plastered in the stations and swing parks

Off my mother i stole some money

Had a treat with a bottle of martini

So sick i couldn't walk or sit

Since then i've not touched it

I won't bore you with tales of being greedy

I'm just into cb

I'm into cb







My family's a weird lot

My stepsister's got a horrible growth

Listens to all this muzak shit

Reads smash hits while she's eating her tea

To me it sounds like bad cb







My father's not bad really

He got me these wires and bits

Apart from that he talks to me hardly

I'm just into cb







This is happy harry plank

From the land of waving palms

Calling out to cedar plank

477 cc

There's no code 13

In the home of chocolate city

I'm having trouble with the terminology

But i'm into cb







I've got this letter before me

It's buff with a confidential seal

I'd better open it

It's a fine and a formal threat

I should of listened to new face in hell

The date expired last week

Up here i forget what time it is

It says you're going to go when you go

Or else you're for it boy

If that's what you get for having a hobby

Next mail you get will be mail in jail

If that's what you get for having a hobby

Next year mail in jail

It that's what you get for having a hobby

Next time i'm out i'll join a riot

That's the last you'll hear for me

I'll keep clear of cb

Keep clear of cb


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