Crazy Love

Performed by adam sandler and lisa mordente



Transcribed by the brave raven.



Adam: you don't mind that i think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded

Lisa: and you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and i also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)

Adam: and you don't care that i collect dead animals from the side of the road then pretend they're alive and think i'm a famous football player

Lisa: and you don't have a problem with me when i follow people i've never met before and force them to look at the portrait of neil diamond i have tattooed on my back

Adam: it's very pretty, baby

Both:

Well you must have been sent from above

You're all that i can think of

You're just as psychotic as me

My crazy love

Adam: well it never bothers you when i wear my snowsuit to bed every night and i make you speak in tongues to me until i fall asleep

Lisa: blah bloo blah bloo bloo

Adam: thank you

Lisa: and you don't make fun of me 'cause i still make out with my stepfather and i also tell everyone i was on a ufo for two and a half years

Adam: i believe you sugarpie

Both:

'cause our love is right on track

I'm yours, your mine it's a fact

Don't forget to take your prozac

My crazy love

Adam: well yesterday i tickled a man who wasn't even there

Lisa: oh three days before that i ran down the street in my wonder woman underwear

Adam: i didn't care babe i know i never had a job 'cause i'm afraid to talk to people 'cause i know that they're all robots who are seeking information

Lisa: they can't fool you sweetheart and i know that you know that i'm the one who burned my cousin chester's house to the ground but you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when the came

Questioned you

Adam: i ain't no fink, dollface

Both:

'cause we know that it's true

Only i could love you

We both eat with our hands

My crazy love

Lisa: my crazy, crazy love

(spoken to end)

Adam: oh i wish everybody was dead except for you, baby

Lisa: i feel the same way would you throw some macaroni on me?

Adam: oh yeah, here you go

(splurt)


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