The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal

Performed by adam sandler and jon



Contributed by chris durkin



Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite

Diner.



Waiter: hi, what can i get you today?



Excited southerner: hi, how are you...i was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh,

The chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...i

Saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees

With the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and...i'm watching my

Weight...diabetic, with the low sodium...if you could broil...i-i-i-instead

Of fried, i ya, just, hash browns...i wanted to mix the ketchup with the

May-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that's, could bring out a separate

Plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak...the blue plate

Special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-



Waiter: i'll come back when you're ready.



Excited southerner: hoooo...


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