I Did What?

I woke up this morning smelling like lemons

Salt on the back of my hands

Mouth was so dry

I couldn't even spit My eyes felt

like they were full of sand

I called Troy Jenkins to see if he survived

My head pounding like a stone

He started reeling off things I did last night

And I cried out over the phone



I did what? I smooched who?

Oh tell me the boss wasn't there

And that I caused quite a scene

When I stripped off my jeans

And did a slide in my underwear

I did what? I mooned who?

Oh this time I guess I crossed the line

There'll be hell to pay

But what can I say

I must've had a real good time



Troy laughed and said some guy named Red's

Been looking for you all night

And oh by the way his girl said to say

"Just come back any old time"

Then he went down the list of the things I'd done

As I listened in misery I was thinking real hard

about leaving town And changing my identity



What can I say I had a bad day

I guess I just lost my mind

It's all just a blur

But one things for sure

I must've had a real good time




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