The Diary Of Horace Wimp

Monday:late again,today,he'd be in trouble though

He'd say he was sorry,he'd have to hurry out the bus.



Tuesday:horace was so sad,he'd never had a girl that he

Could care for,and if he was late once more,he'd be out.



Chorus



Don't be afraid,just knock on the door,

Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.

Then a voice from above said--

"horace wimp,this is your life,

Go out and find yourself a wife.

Make a stand and be a man,

And you will have a great life plan."



Wednesday:horace met a girl,she was small and she

Was very pretty,he thought he was in love,he was afraid.



Thursday:asks her for a date,the cafe down the street

Tomorrow evening,his head was reeling,

When she said "yes o.k."



Repeat chorus



Friday:horace,this is it,he asks the girl if maybe they

Could marry,when she says "gladly." horace cries.



Sunday:everybody's at the church,when horace

Rushes in and says "now here come my wife,

For the rest of my life." and she did.



Repeat chorus




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