Something For The Weekend

She said "there's something in the woodshed

And i can hear it breathing -

It's such an eerie feeling, darling."

He said "there's nothing in the woodshed -

It's your imagination

End of the conversation, darling."



Something in his heart told him to come clean

He was not who he claimed to be

Something in his genes told him to pretend

'twas something for the weekend



But she said "there's something in the woodshed

I know because i saw it

I can't simply ignore it, darling."

So he said "now baby, don't be stupid

Get this into your sweet head

There ain't nothing in the woodshed (except maybe some wood)."



Something in his heart told him to come clean

He was not who he claimed to be

Something in his jeans told him to pretend

'twas something for the weekend



"i'll go all the way with you, if you'll only do the same for me