Mistress For Christmas

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the day

I just can't wait till christmas time

When i can grope you in the hay	  (when i can roll you in the hay)



Easy come, easy go

Have a good time with lots of dough

Slippin' up high, slippin' down low

Love'm and leave'm on with the show



Listen, i like female form in minimum dress

Money to spend with a capital "s"

Get a date with the woman in red

Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed   (one of me in heaven...)



He got it, i want it

They got it, i can't have it

But i want it, but it don't matter

She got it, and i can't [get | have] it

I want a mistress for christmas

I want a mistress for christmas



(ooh yeah, haha yeah

I want a mistress for christmas

Come on)



Easy come, easy go

Slippin' high, slippin' low



(yeah, aw right)



He got it, i want it

They got it, i can't have it

I want it, don't matter

She got it, and i can't get it -



Mistress

He got it, i want it

For christmas

They got it, and i can't have it

Mistress

But i want it, it don't matter

For christmas

She got it, and i can't get a



Mistress for christmas



You know what i'm talkin' about

Mistress for christmas

You gotta send me down

You gotta send me down

Mistress for christmas

I want the woman in red		   (i want a woman in the rear,)

With bow in my bed			with a bottle of my beer)



Mistress for christmas



I can hear you coming down my smoke stack

I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells


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