Dysentary Gary

Got a lotta heart ache

He's a fucken weasel

His issues make my mind ache

Want to make a deal



Cause i love your little motions

You do with your pigtails

What a nice creation

Worth another night in jail



He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out

When friends were listening to slayer

I would like to find him friday night

Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks, i lost the one, i'm giving up she found someone

There's plenty more, girls are such a drag



So all you little ladies

Be sure to choose the right guys

You'll come back to me maybe

I'll shower you with lies



Got a lotta heart ache

He's a fucken weasel

Decisions make my mind ache

Want to make a deal



Ease away the problems and the pain

The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream

All along, you wish that she would stay

Fuck the guy who took and ran away



He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out

When friends were listening to slayer

I would like to find him friday night

Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Fuck this place, i lost the war, i hate you all, your mom's a whore

Where's my dog? girls are such a drag




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