Saltwater Cowboy

                                  I'm looking like a lobster wearing flip-flops and a Stetson

Guess that's why they call it fishing instead of catching

'Cause I ain't had a single bite all day

But I caught a buzz and there ain't no limit on tang ray



Ain't quite sure how I wound up way down here

It's a long haul to ropes and sails from roping steers

Ain't gonna worry about that, just gonna have some fun

Gotta be one fish down there dumber than I am drunk



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It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston

I'm what you get when you mix a Prairie dog and an old beach bum

Cow chips, B-S and ships ahoy

I'm a saltwater cowboy



There's a tiki party down the beach about a mile or so

Where they're singing with Jimmy and toasting to Chris LeDoux

And if it weren't for Captain Morgan steering this ship

I might untie that rope and back her on up outta this



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If this bottle goes overboard, you'd better wish me luck

Well I'm afraid of sharks, but I'm terrified of sobering up



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I'm a saltwater cowboy