Hold Me

                                  [Husband comes home and he says, “Wife turn down the radio, turn off the t.v., and listen to me. Let me tell you about my day.” So she sits down and she listens and he begins to speak.] 

When I left here this morning 

I was bound and determined 

I was never gonna come back 

Never, never, I was running 

I was running from you darling 

I was running from my job 

I was running from the kid in me 

He never knows when to stop 

Got as far as the edge of town 

Then I turned my car around 

And headed back to you 

[Husband says, “Wife, what do you think?” Wife says, “It's very interesting. Before we talk about your day let's talk about mine.”] When I left here this morning 

I was bound and determined 

I was never gonna come back 

Never, never, I was running 

I was running from you darling 

I was running from my job 

I was running from some wrinkles 

No cream will stop 

Got as far as the edge of town 

Then I turned my car around 

And headed back to you 

(Chorus:) Come here and hold me, tighter 

Tell me tomorrow will be brighter 

Kiss me, kiss me a little harder 

Don't kiss like we're married 

Kiss me like we're lovers 

We looked at each other 

And we started to grin 

This morning it was over 

This evening we'll start it all over again 

Come her and hold me, hold me tighter 

Won't you tell me tomorrow'll be brighter 

Won't you kiss me, kiss me, kiss me a little harder 

Honey don't kiss me like we're married 

Kiss me like we're lovers and hold me 

Hold me, hold me