Whiskey Faced, Radioactive, Blowdryin' Lady

Alright here's a stupid song i wrote today

Yeah

Alright, ok this is called uh...

->would this be a world premiere?

Yeah this is probably the first and last time you'll hear this one...

Ok this is uh...this is whiskey bottle - no this is called uh

Whiskey-faced radioactive blowdryin' lady or something



Take out your whiskey bottle there

Now you don't even move out of your chair

Your getting juiced up beyond belief

I can barely love you when your getting drunk all the time



You can get out a blowdryer and

Blowdry the hair right off of your head

You can saute