Let's Call the Whole Thing Off

                                  You say either

And I say either

You say neither

And I say neither

Either, either, neither, neither

Let's call the whole thing off



You like potatoes

And I like potatoes

You like tomatoes

And I like tomatoes

Potatoes, potatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes

Let's call the whole thing off



But oh, if we call the whole thing off

Then we must part

And oh, if we ever part

Then that might break my heart



So it you like pajarnas and I like pajamas

I'll wear pajamas and give up pajamas

For we know we need each other

So we'd better call the calling off, off

Let's call the whole thing off



So if you go for oysters

And I go for oysters

I'll order oysters and cancel the oysters

For we know we need each other

So we'd better call the calling off, off

Let's call the whole thing off