Off the Wagon

                                  Been dry long enough

My brain and body need some abuse

Rake me over the coals

And I'll try to think of an excuse



I set a goal and it won't be hard

Hit every bar on the boulevard

Bad idea yeah you're probably right

But I won't be your designated driver tonight



Cause I'm

Off the wagon and on the town

Off the wagon and on the town

Off the wagon and on the town

Off the wagon



Just how much I've embarrassed myself

Well I haven't got a clue

Did I throw a drink in your face

Or tell you how much I love you



Oh shit I lost my ID

Hook up the Jagermeister IV

Bad idea yeah you're probably right

But I won't be your designated driver tonight



Off the wagon

I'm off the wagon

I'm on the town off the wagon

Off the wagon wagon wagon wagon, wee



Set a goal

Hit every bar

Bad idea

Designated

Alright, alright



Off the wagon and on the town

Off the wagon and on the town

Off the wagon and on the town

Off the wagon



I'm on the town off the wagon

I'm on the town off the wagon

I'm on the town off the wagon

I'm off the wagon wagon wagon wagon



Off the wagon and on the town

Off the wagon and on the town

Off the wagon and on the town

Off the wagon



That's it