Elvis Impersonator: Blackpool Pier

                                  [Repeat: x2]

20 ft. high on Blackpool promenade

Fake royalty second hand sequin facade

Limited face paint and dyed black quaff

Overweight and out of date



Oh well



American trilogy in Lancashire pottery

American trilogy in Lancashire pottery

Is so fucking funny, don't you know

Is so fucking funny, don't you know



All American trilogy in used up cars and bottled beer

All American trilogy the future's dead, fundamentally

It's so fucking funny, it's absurd

It's so fucking funny, it's absurd



20 ft. high on Blackpool promenade