Wrong Place, Wrong Time

                                  It was a girl's night out, I was sittin' at home

When brother-in-law called me on the phone

He said Son, let's you and me go steppin' out

I found a place the girls know nothing about

Well, I knew when we crossed that county line

We're in the wrong place at the wrong time



A mountain of a man was takin' money outside

I saw a line of Harley's and some four-wheel drives

I said brother-in-law, I think we better steer clear

Don't tell me that you really want to go in here

I ain't a fortune teller, but I kinda got a vibe

We're in the wrong place at the wrong time



Wrong place, wrong time

Lord, I must be outta my mind

If we ever get out of this place with our lives

What in the world 'we gonna tell our wives



I was mindin' my business sittin' on a stool

Brother-in-law was actin' like a fool

He had a tattooed lady out on the dance floor

And they were doin' a dance I'd never seen before

Then the bartender said that's the bouncer's wife

You're in the wrong place at the wrong time



Wrong place, wrong time

Lord, I must be outta my mind

If we ever get out of this place with our lives

What in the world 'we gonna tell our wives



That mountain of a man came runnin' inside

The tattooed lady pulled a switch-blade knife

I thought Lord have mercy, we've reached the end

When the local police came and hauled us in



We were standing there in front of that night court judge

There was sixteen dollars between the two of us

I said judge I'd rather spend my life in jail

Then to have to call home to make my bail

He said four hundred dollars and you're gonna pay the fine

You're in the wrong place at the wrong time



Wrong place, wrong time

Lord, I must be outta my mind

If we ever get out of this place with our lives

What in the world 'we gonna tell our wives

What in the world 'we gonna tell our wives

We're in the wrong place at the wrong time