Such A Groovy Guy

I got my alligator boots i wear my pants skin tight

I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night

And when i look in the mirror i'm-a such an awesome sight

It makes me wanna kneel down and pray



I'm so charming and adorable i'm sure that you can see

And everyone's always trying to hang around with me

They tell me i'm the greatest and it's hard to disagree

'cause i'm so perfect in every way



And i'm so cute i can hardly stand it

And i'm so handsome honey i could just die

I know that you'll never be as wonderful as me but at least you can try

'cause i'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

I'm such a groovy guy



Baby are you in the mood for a little romance?

Well for starters i can pour some chocolate pudding down your pants

And then attatch electrodes to your brain and watch you dance

Oh, golly wouldn't that be fun?



And then i might decide to tie you up with dental floss

I'll make you wear a harness and i'll show you who's the boss

Of course if you refuse, well honey it's your loss

I mean i don't do this with just anyone.



So how can you say it's all over?

So how can you tell me goodbye?

So now you tell me that you're leaving me for good

And all i wanna know is why



I mean after all i'm really such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

I'm such a groovy guy

I mean you could do worse!



I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

Such a groovy groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)



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