Spam

Spam in the place where i live (ham and pork)

Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)

Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best)

Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all



If you're running low, go to the store

Carry some money to help you buy more

The tab is there to open the can

The can is there to hold in the spam



Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork)

Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat)

Spam in my office at work (it's the best)

Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's mystery of meat



If you need a spoon, keep one around

Carry a thermose to help wash it down

Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out

Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now



Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)

Think of expiration, better read the lable (oh boy)

Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)

Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if i'll just eat it cold



Now, once you start in, you can't put it down

Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown

The key is going to open the tin

The tin is there to keep the spam in



Oh, spam (spam)

Ham and pork

Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)

Spam (spam)

It's the best

Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it



Spam in the place where i live (have some more)

Think about addiction, wonder if i'm a junkie now (let's eat)

Spam in the place where i work (you're obsessed)

Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat



Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)

Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)

The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)

The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)










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