Cable Tv

I used to think my life was so empty

I used to think life was passin' me by

Well, i was just about ready

To curl up and die



But then one day i got a visit

From the cable company

Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in

And now i got cable tv



And now i get to watch the stock report in korean

Midget wrestling on channel three

It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em

Yeah, but that's all right with me



I got cable tv (cable tv)

Cable tv (cable tv)

Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy

I love my cable tv, yeah

I love my cable tv



I got the siamese faith healer's network

The news and weather from peru

I got celebrity hockey

The racketball channel too



Bugs bunny direct from atlanta

Mr. wizard is on at five

I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car

So i can watch mtv while i drive



I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs

The kind you just can't get for free

Now i never wanna leave my apartment

'cause there's just so much for me to see



On my cable tv (cable tv)

Cable tv(cable tv)

Well, if you need to find me

You know where i'll be

Watchin' my cable tv, yeah

Watchin' my cable tv



'cause i love my cable tv, yeah

I love my cable tv



My friends are gettin' kinda worried

They think i'm turning into some kinda freak

Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause i've seen porky's

Twenty-seven times this week



On my cable tv (cable tv)

Cable tv (cable tv)

Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me

I love my cable tv, yeah

I love my cable tv



Well, i got to have cable tv, yeah

I need my cable tv



Well, i love, i love my cable tv (tv)

Got to have cable tv (tv)

Well, i got to have my cable tv, yeah (tv)

Can't live without my cable tv



Well, i said, got to have some cable tv (tv)

I've got to have my cable tv

I said cable tv, yeah (tv)

Got to have cable tv


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