I Lost On Jeopardy

Oh-oh-oh-oh



I was there to match my intellect on national tv

Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a phd

I was tense, i was nervous, i guess it just wasn't my night

Art fleming gave the answers

Oh, but i couldn't get the questions right, -ight, -ight



I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)

I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)



Well, i knew i was in trouble now

My hope of winning sank

Oh, 'cause i got the daily double now

And then my mind went blank

I took potpourri for one hundred

And then my head started to spin

Well, i'm givin' up don pardo

Just tell me now what i didn't win, yeah, yeah



I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)

I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)



That's right, al--you lost. and let me tell you what you didn't win: a twenty colume set of the encyclopedia international, a case of turtle wax, and a yeard's supply of rice-a-roni, the san fra

O treat. but that's not all. you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. you brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. you don't get to

Back tomorrow. you don't even get a lousy copy of our home game. you're a complete loser!



Don't know what i was thinkin' of

I guess i just wasn't too bright

Well, i sure hope i do better

Next weekend on the price is right, -ight, -ight



I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)

I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)

I lost on jeopardy, baby


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