Like A Surgeon

I finally made it through med school

Somehow i made it through

I'm just an intern

I still make a mistake or two



I was last in my class

Barely passsed at the institute

Now i'm trying to avoid, yah i'm trying to avoid

A malpractise suit



Hey, like a surgeon

Cuttin' for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Organ transplants are my line



Better give me all your gause nurse

This patient's fading fast

Complications have set in

Don't know how long he'll last



Let me see, that i.v.

Here we go - time to operate

I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out

And see what he ate



Like a surgeon, hey

Cuttin' for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Here's a waiver for you to sign



Woe, woe, woe



It's a fact - i'm a quack

The disgrace of the a.m.a.

'cause my patients die, yah my patients die

Before they can pay



Like a surgeon, hey

Cuttin' for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Got your kidneys on my mind



Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon

When i reach inside

With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors

Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh



Ooh baby, yah

I can hear your heartbeat

For the very last time


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