Cavity Search

Listenin' to the Muzak

Hearin' people scream

Sittin' in the waiting room

Readin' crappy magazines

With a toothache

This is it, pal

Root canal



My molars are impacted

I'm gettin' gum disease

I'm gonna need some fillings

Got twelve cavities

Can you help me

Have mercy

Doctor, please



My teeth are a fright

Got a huge overbite

Numb me, drill me

Floss me, bill me



You jab at my nerve endings

It's driving me insane

Just give me nitrous oxide

Shoot me up with novocaine

Help me out here

'Cause I'm in severe

Pain

Please stop for a bit

Now let me rinse and spit

Numb me, drill me

Floss me, bill me



You validate my parking

I think that I'm okay

But you my one more appointment for

A week from Saturday

'Cause you came upon

A little problem on

My x-ray

Oy vey!



It's getting absurd

Well, I hope I'm insured, now

Numb me, drill me

Floss me, bill me


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