Shoehorn With Teeth

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

People should get beat up for stating their beliefs

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

Because he knows there's no such thing



He asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair but he doesn't get nervous

She's not really there



He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

Because he knows there's no such thing



Tour the world in a heavy metal band

But they run out of gas

The plane can never land



He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

People should get beat up for stating their beliefs

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

Because he knows there's no such thing



What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb

When you're much too busy returning to the womb?



He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

People should get beat up for stating their beliefs

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

Because he knows there's no such thing


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